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Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Warm Evening

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! I am sorry, Frau Smith! AUA!!!"

"Are you, Miss Krüger? Judging by the fact, that you dare to sassy to me even after a caning I gave you this morning for your attitude, I doubt a lot that you are sorry even a bit!"

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! AU!!!!"


Sunday, February 23, 2025

In Pennies

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!!"

"Hold still, Miss! It's in your own interests, if nobody here will know about our little deal, isn't it?"

"AUA!!! Yes... AU!!! It is... AUTSCH!!!!"

"Are you still thinking that it is a good idea to rummage through other people's things a good one, Miss?"

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! Nein! AUTSCH!!! No! AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUA!!!"

"Good! But I'm sure your fat German ass can take as much, as you tried to steal from me! In pennies!"

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! AUA!!! AU!!!!"

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Watchdog

"OWIEE!!!"

"Hadn't we agreed, that you'll stay with the Dragonborn, while I'll look for that damned crypt?!"

"OW!!! But I was by him! OW!!!"

"Oh, yeah? And where is he now? We should all meet at Standing Stones!"

"Yes, but... OWIEE!!! We were passed by a cave and he asked me to wait him outside... OW!!! So I did, but he didn't return... OWIEE!!!"

"You did what?! Hadn't you even thought, that that something could happen to him in that cave?! Why didn't you follow him?!"

"HOWL!!! But he ordered... OWIEEE!!!"

"Does it really matter, what had he ordered? Dovakin is too important for the world to losing him such a stupid way! You should sneak after him! Werewolves are always in trouble!"

"HOWL!!!"