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| - You didn't really believe you would just to appear in public in Christmas day in that... erm... outfit, young lady. Don't you? - Ow! But Herr Claus! This is not a 1850 anymore! Long fur coats sucks in 2022! - Are you saying what?! - AU!!! Bad choice of words! AUTSCH!!! But this is unfair! I am a Santa's helper in a beer restaurant not in a kindergarten! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! |
Saturday, December 31, 2022
Santa's Naughty Helper
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
A Visit From Krampus
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| "AU!!! AUTSCH!!! Okay, okay, I will pay all of those parking tickets!" "It's too late for that, Fräulein Krüger! Now get in my sack!" |
Wednesday, December 7, 2022
The Only Way
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| The best way to teach a naughty wolfy brat a lesson, tail yanked up and hindquarters smacked! |
Sunday, December 4, 2022
Little Red Riding Hood with a Red Riding Crop
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| "Where you're going, Little Red Riding Hood?" "To my dear grandma." "And why are you carrying that big red riding crop?" |
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| "OOOWIEEEE!!!! HOOOWL!!!! OOOW!!!!" "To whip your naughty ass soundly, you, wicked predator!" "BAAAWL!!!!" |
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| "EEEYOOOW!!!!" "Why do you have so big soft buttocks, Big Bad She-Wolf? To be spanked strictly and soundly!" |
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