Sunburned Lifeguar

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! AU!!! But everyone can see! AUA!!!"

"Oh, what's the matter? When you was sleeping on the job you didn't care about someone can see you? And this is not the first time, huh? Well, I'm about to teach you and everyone around a little lesson in responsibility!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

Snooping

Belinda Krüger is a German exchange student in USA. She was hired as a housekeeper. One day she was cleaning a room while she looked in the  window and saw a neighbour boy peeping for her. She teased him by wagging her ass from the window. Her employer saw that and thought that this naughty young German woman should receive a proper American punishment for such a behaviour. The boy was still watching through the window and enjoyed an exceptional view of the young German woman's bare ass  collecting a painful dozen of searing stripes.

Nein Strokes

The young German woman visited USA. She was walking through the countryside and decided to cut off a corner and walk through someone's land. But she was noticed by the owner, who caught her and cut a switch, going to punish her for trespassing.

"Nein! Nein!" she exclaimed in horror.

"Well, I was going to give you only five strokes." the man said "but if you insist on nine..."

Yes, she knew she had trespassed and deserved the whipping, so she put her hands on her thighs and pushed her bottom out, hoping that her heavy denim shorts would soften the nine strokes of the switch. She also looked urgently around, embarrassed at the thought that a wandering walker would see her getting whipped. Just then, a large and woolly black dog - a Burnese Mountain Dog - ran behind the hedge. It was such a big  dog she misidentified it, looked at the man, and shouted "Bear." 

Thinking his luck kept getting better, the man said once again. "Well,  if you insist, you can taking your switching on the bare."

Failed Cheating

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Nice try, Krüger! First challenging me and than dressing casually to sabotage my bike right before our race! Well, I won't break your bike, German tease, but I'll make myself sure, you won't be able to sit on it anytime soon!"

"AUA!!! AU!!! AUTSCH!!!"

Long Cold Winter

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Damn you, Alicia, this was your idea!"

"AIE!!! Please, stop! AIE!!! I told you, it was her! AIE!!!"

"Shut up, both of you! I don't care, who's fault it is, that I caught you two right near my woodshed, but since you're such a bad friends, I guess, you both deserve some switching to complete this punishment!"

Shaken, Not Spilled!

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"I said 'Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred.' And especially, not spilled, Miss!"

"AUA!!!"

A Visit From Krampus

"AU!!! AUTSCH!!! Okay, okay, I will pay all of those parking tickets!"

"It's too late for that, Fräulein Krüger! Now get in my sack!"

A Clumsy Waitress

"Autsch! Herr, please! Hör auf, es tut weh! I will bring you another beer! Aah!"

Mob Rule

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Sydney, bitte, stop! AUTSCH!!!"

"Yeah! This burns like a hell!"

"You two better to hush and take your swats like a champ if you don't want me to tell Mr. Hackett where I caught you two!"

A One Who Cares

Belinda was spending her vacation in Great Britain. One summer's day she was walking about the park. The day was hot, so she opened a can, drunk the soda and threw the empty can on the ground. A local dog-walker came up to her and said, "You can't just leave your garbage like that!"

"Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" she spat with a thick German accent.

The gentleman was not inclined to suffer this Fräulein, so he took her strongly by the arm and put across his knee. When he took her panties down she squirmed and cried, "You can not do that!"

"Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" he spat "Especially to an arrogant German brat!"

Enough Questions!

"That's it, I've had enough of your tabloid journalism!"

"Oh! Unhand me, you monster! ... We're getting this on vid, right? Nice. ... Ow! You thug! You brute! Ouch!"

Clumsy Waitress

"Spilling wine again? I'm not made of Bordeaux, you silly girl!"

"AU!!! But that was not in purpose! AU!!!"

Cat Fight

"Sorry, lady ... there's only room for one naughty kitty around here."

Ancient Rivalry

Although historically their two cultures shared an intense rivalry, some vampire clans had been known to co-exist with werewolves - provided the latter could be brought to heel, of course.

Unread Contract

"So I guess you never read your contract either?"

"Of course not, I don't have time for that! Those things are super long and boring!"