A One Who Cares

Belinda was spending her vacation in Great Britain. One summer's day she was walking about the park. The day was hot, so she opened a can, drunk the soda and threw the empty can on the ground. A local dog-walker came up to her and said, "You can't just leave your garbage like that!"

"Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" she spat with a thick German accent.

The gentleman was not inclined to suffer this Fräulein, so he took her strongly by the arm and put across his knee. When he took her panties down she squirmed and cried, "You can not do that!"

"Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" he spat "Especially to an arrogant German brat!"