What a View!

"Wow! Looks like that haughty German finally got her just deserts! Too bad I missed, who taught her a lesson, but I bet she won't sit down for a while!"

Silver Paddle

"Will you behave, or should I give you another baker's dozen with this silver paddle?"

"AWOOO!!!! No! No! You win!" *SNIFF*

 

Last Warning

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!!"

"I want to make myself crystal clear, Miss Krüger! If you'll overdue rent ever again, you will lost not just ability to sit down for a while, but also these apartments! Are we clear?"

"AUTSCH!!!! Crystal clear, Herr! AUA!!!"

Leprechaun

 

Deal

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Well, Mr. Jackson, I really hope this will be enough compensation for your wasted time. Again, my apologies for my temporary secretary poor work performance with all the documents. I expected my more professionalism from a German woman!"

"Don't worry, Mr. McMurphy, your apologies are accepted. And I think, I'll inculcate this work discipline practice in my firm. Looks like it's quite effective! At least, to relief all your stress from your employees poor working!"

"AUA!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!!"

Toleration

"I don't care, who started it! In our city all sentient races are welcome, and I won't tolerate any insulting or bulling by race! If I will ever again hear any more about 'flea-infesteds' or 'snake-heads' or 'bloodsuckers' any of you will make a public apology! Fully naked!"

 

Double Blunder

Werewolfess and vampiress made a bet who's stronger. Vampiress won, proving that vampires are really strong. But werewolfess complained that if she was in her beast form she would kick bloodsucker's butt for sure. But she forgot, that some vampires also have their beast forms, which are even stronger. And now werewolfess understands who will kick who's ass!

More Bad Luck

 

Lawyer

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!"

"Well, Miss Krüger, when I caught you in my office searching for compromising evidence on your boyfriend, we did agree that it was either this spanking or I would call the police..."

"And you will give me the evidence afterwards, right?.."

"Oh, I think I'll change our deal a bit; since this is being recorded on camera, I think I won't give you anything but this spanking!"

"AUTSCH!!! Was?! But you... AUTSCH!!!"

"I am altering the spanking, pray I do not alter it further!"

The Detention

"AUTSCH!!! BOOHOO!!! Mein arme Popo! I am even not sure, what is worse - being punished in front of boys, or being not able to sit down... BOOHOO!!!!"

Manual Restoring of Domestic Order