Bad Reputation

"Boohoo!!! But Miss officer, isn't this too harsh for simple pickpocketing?"

"Well, maybe this would be too harsh for simple pickpocketing, but you blamed an innocent wolfess, who got the same punishment before we caught you!"

"Oh, wolves just have bad reputation, you know! They are used to that!"

"Well, you, foxes, also have bad reputation, so you should get used to this!"

"Ouch!!!"

The Bigger They Are, the Louder They Howl

Predator and Prey

 

Double Blunder

Werewolfess and vampiress made a bet who's stronger. Vampiress won, proving that vampires are really strong. But werewolfess complained that if she was in her beast form she would kick bloodsucker's butt for sure. But she forgot, that some vampires also have their beast forms, which are even stronger. And now werewolfess understands who will kick who's ass!

Tiger and Wolfess

 

Tight Jeans

Wolf and Bear

"HOWL!!! Hey, what's... OWIEE!!! ...what's the matter with... OW!!!! ...with you?! HOWL!!!"

"What's the matter with you big bad bitchwolf? Don't you like this? Really? Maybe you should not bully everyone around?"

"OWIEEE!!! Please stop! OWOWOW!!!! I am sorry! HOWL!!!"

"No way! I will stop, when I will! Why? Just because I can!"

"HOWL!!!!"

Warm Tail and Tail Warming

"HOWL!!!! OWIEE!!!!"

"Hold still, you! Hadn't you tell me, that you frostbite your tail, while sitting on the ice, while fishing? That's why we need to warm your poor butt the most natural way, until it gets worse! Just look, how bushy my tail is! And it saw many winters enough, so I can be sure, what am I talking about!"

Praise the Sun

"I swore an oath, that I won't ever raise my sword against anyone, but a servants of evil... But my scabbard is free from my paladin vows!"

Wood Justice 2: Revenge of the She-Wolf

 

Spoiled Hunt

"OWIEE!!!!! HOWL!!!!!"

"You'd better watch, where you're hunting, wolfie! Consider I'm merciful, if you'll only won't be able to sit down for a while!"

Wolf Howl

"So is that truth? You really got your gray butt walloped good after that?"

"Well... Mmm..."

"True truth! Believe me, my dear friend, I'm living right across the street from that mansion, and our gray friend howled so loud, that she was heard all around the quarter!"

Agreement

"OWEIE!!! Okay! Okay! All the hares are yours! HOWL!!! Vixen! Dear! EYOOW!!! And all the quails too! All the quails in the forest! Please, no moOWEIE!!!!"

Tail Trouble

"AROOOWWW!!!!!!!"

Cow and She-Wolf

 

"Cows aren't so helpless, are they, Wolfie? I can't hear you! Should I tan this gray ass of yours, till it'll loose all this wool?"

Unwelcome Guest Welcoming

"Take this! And this! Oh, I'll show you how to steal my apples! Stop mumbling, I don't care, how many you had took! Rotten she-wolf, and all your wicked kind!"

"C'mon! I'm not a ruthless beast. Would you like a cup of tea? With a cake and jam! Please, take a seat! What's the matter? Don't you want?"

True Truth

"It was she, I tell you! She stole all the chickens! Just look at this fat gray ass! I hope, you'll allow me to wallop her good!"

A Little Condescension

"Don't tell me, that I didn't warned you! Yes, we're dating, but I'm still a shepherd and I won't allow you to steal any lambs on my watch!"

Why so Serious?

"What the hell do you mean, 'such an attitude will bring me a taming'?!"

 

 

 

Who's Smarter - Wolf or Fox?

When Vixen suggested her roommate She-Wolf to solve all the the disagreements with the spanking, She-Wolf was quite happy, being sure, that since she's the strongest, she'll be always right...