Failed Cheating

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Nice try, Krüger! First challenging me and than dressing casually to sabotage my bike right before our race! Well, I won't break your bike, German tease, but I'll make myself sure, you won't be able to sit on it anytime soon!"

"AUA!!! AU!!! AUTSCH!!!"

Wolfie birthday to you!

Till Dawn

"You stupid animal! We are in the middle of nowhere! Whack Lost! Whack And now the sun is coming up! Whack Do you know what happens to my skin in the sun? Whack It feels a lot like how your buttocks are feeling right now!"

"It's not my fault you lost our map in that last village!"

Whack "Insolent creature! Whack You'd best hope the people in that cottage let us in. Whack Or I swear you'll never sit down on that bushy tail again!"

Gas Station

 

Fanning out the Flames

 Forced by a magical spell to remain across the wicked witch’s lap, the feral girl was howling like a hungry wolf cub, which caused the sexy raven-haired spell-caster to laugh wickedly, “Your bitch of a mother should had warned you, Wild Child, THIS is what happens to werewolves who wander into The Witch’s Woods. I remember setting her sweet ass on fire a time or two, too.”

Satisfied that the werewolf had learned her lesson, the witch gave her cherry red rear one final fiery stroke with her bundle of birches, before releasing her from her spell. Flying off of her lap, the were-girl began to fan her furry tail furiously back and forth, trying to fan out the fires raging all across her boiling hot, blistered bottom.

Fire and Ice

"Au! Au! Oh! Das ist besser! Au! Mein arme Popo! Au! I was just lost in this snowfall! Au! I had no idea, that I am trespassing! Au! Why did he just grab the paddle from the beginning instead of explain me the road first?! Au! Boohoo!!! Americans and their private property right! Au!"

Once Upon A Time

A Wolf in a Chick's Clothing

"ARGH!!! How dared you, bloodsucker?! Ow! Ow!"

"How dared I? How dare you to talking back?! I took you to this mortals party just for your flair!You were supposed to smell one man, I was looking for! And what I got? You just hunted for meat snacks and flirted with all the young men! You should be happy, you didn't spit out your wolfish nature, or I would give you such a punishment that this belting would be just a light massage in comparison! No go away! I I'll see you even again, I would think, that you come for another thrashing!"

"Ugh!"

I Don't Want Be Your Valentine!

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Jacob... AU!!! ...what... AU!!! ...the... AU!!! ...are... AU!!! ...you... AU!!! ...doing?! AUA!!!"

"Well, Krüger, you asked me to be your Valentine, and I refused. You asked again, I refused, you asked for the third time, so I suppose you need a more specific answer!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

The Question of the Evening

"AU!!! Molly, stop this! AUA!!!"

"To stop or not to stop - this is a question of the moment, Belinda. But the answer depends on the question of the evening - would you insist, that it should be you, who will date Victor tomorrow, or would you prefer to refuse and save your sore ass from me!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

Do Not Touch!

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Miss! I don't care, where are you from, but when you told not to touch the exhibit, you'd better to listen!"

"AUTSCH!!!! That stings! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!! Verdammt! AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

"Oh, you definitely are! But I think, the other visitors deserved to see an example of what happens to naughty tourists, which don't follow the rules!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

Once Upon a Time

"I'm sorry, Lily, but you just asked for it!"