Hot Summer Day

 

Simple Choice

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!! Maybe this is not that necessary? AU!!!"

"Well, maybe it isn't, but in that case I'll simply call the police, since I caught you on my land!"

"I told you, I just lost!"

"I don't care! So - would you choose spanking or police, Miss?"

"Ugh! AUA!!!!"

Public Revenge

"AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUA!!!"

"Oh, it suppose to sting, German bitch!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Hold still! Oh, I'll show you, how we're dealing with a foreign trollops, who flirting with our boyfriends, here in Russia!"

"AUA!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

"Oh, you have no idea, how sorry you will be and how sore will be this slutty German ass of yours!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!!!"

Pitiful Runner

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Miss! You can blame only yourself for being such a bad runner, if you dare to trespass! And if I'll ever catch you on my land again, you'd better be really hurry, since I'll just shoot your naughty ass with a rocksalt!"

Who Needs an Explanation?

 

"AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! Bitte, stop! AUTSCH!!! I can explain... AUA!!!!"

"You can explain what? When I see a trespasser in my field I don't care, what brought them here! What do you want to say me? That you just wanted to short cut road? I will tell you the same, than all such a naughty arrogant tourist like you: every one, who wants to short cut a road through my land will quickly cut a switch to their naughty asses!"

Spoiled Hunt

"OWIEE!!!!! HOWL!!!!!"

"You'd better watch, where you're hunting, wolfie! Consider I'm merciful, if you'll only won't be able to sit down for a while!"

Do We Have a Winner?..

 

Feeding the Horse is Forbidden

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!! But I just... AU!!!"

"What had you done, stupid girl! My dear Bucephalus has very weak stomach! If you don't know our language good enough to read the sign, what the hell are you doing it at all! Oh, I make myself sure, that you'll be much more careful next time!"

How Many Times Already?

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!!"

"How many times should I repeat: hold still, Miss Krüger, or I will start again! Back in position! It supposed to be a baker's dozen, but since you're breaking from the position again and again, I'm already not sure, how many strokes you had received, and now I need to start all from over again! I see, that your German butt isn't used for a hard wooden American paddle, but I won't stop, until you'll take your punishment properly! Hold still, Miss Krüger! Back in position! We will start the punishment again right from the beginning!"

Wolf Howl

"So is that truth? You really got your gray butt walloped good after that?"

"Well... Mmm..."

"True truth! Believe me, my dear friend, I'm living right across the street from that mansion, and our gray friend howled so loud, that she was heard all around the quarter!"

Drastic Measures

"Listen carefully, Krüger! If I see you wagging this fat German ass of yours around my boyfriend ever again, I'll make you taste a Scottish school tawse to the top of your bent!"

A Way to Make Remember

"Well, well, well. So, Miss Golovko knows the answer to my question. And what about you, Miss Krüger? Silence? Well, then raise that skirt and pull down those panties! If you haven't learned at home how many cities with a population of more than 300,000 people are in the United States, then maybe you will remember that, if you will receive equal number of strokes with this ruler on your migrant ass!" 

Where Do You Think You Are Going?

"AU!!! Bitte, nein! AUA!!! I just forgot to pay, I promise! AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! I did not try to escape! AU!!! I will double the tips! AUA!!!"

An Exception

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! As I said, I can make an exception for you, since you're a tourist, not a citizen, and replace a regular punishment for your crime with this caning, but if you'll behave yourself like this, I may change my mind! You, Germans, are so impatient with  traditional British discipline!"

Customer is Always Right

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!!"
"Oh, you may think about me all you want, German, but you're just a waitress and I am the customer! And that means, that if you won't lose your job, you should give me all the respect!"

Critical Argument

 

Stars and Stripes

"Yes, Miss, freedom means, that you're free to spit your opinion out! But that also means, that if you're spitting it out, you're also agree to take all the responsibility for it!"