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Showing posts with label ping-pong paddle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ping-pong paddle. Show all posts

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Pool Rules

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! What do you think you are doing?! AUA!!!"

"Being in pool without flip-flops and bathing cap is strictly forbidden, Miss! And I want to make that clear not just for you, but for everyone, who would see you in swimsuit!"


Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Sore Winner

"Ugh! AU!!!!"

"Emm... Are you sure, you choose a right place for it, Mr?"

"Of course, I am! And since this German lady publicly accused me, that I won only because used a familiar ping pong racket, I'll publicly show her, that I can handle with any racket!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Sore Loser

"AUA!!! But Angie! AUTSCH!!! Stop! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Martha! Our bet was on the scoring, and you didn't receive even a half of the difference! I hope I won't break the paddle over your fat German ass!"

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Overdue rent

Two German women rented an apartments in USA. When they overdue the rent several times, the landlord invited his good friend to teach these Germans some good American lesson