Painful Tips

"AU!!! But Herr, it this really this necessary? AUA!!! Can you not just leave your complaint in complaint book? AUA!!! AU!!!"

"This is absolutely necessary, clumsy fool! Do you have any idea, what had you done to me?! You did not just ruined my dress! You humiliated me in front of all of the crowd here! And now I want you to get humiliated even more!"

"And I am more than willing to oblige, my dear!"

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

A Visit to Headmistress's Office

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Frau Jackson, please, have a mercy! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! There is still another dozen! And this better will be the last time you got caught cheating at your midterm!"

"I am sorry! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!"

"Are you okay, Belinda? Why are you looking so sad?"

"Hehe! Isn't that obvious, Miranda? Don't you know what happens to cheaters in Miss Jackson's office?

"Oh, the worst way to start your day, I need to notice! Hehe!"

Pool Rules

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! What do you think you are doing?! AUA!!!"

"Being in pool without flip-flops and bathing cap is strictly forbidden, Miss! And I want to make that clear not just for you, but for everyone, who would see you in swimsuit!"

The Ultimatum

"Mein arme Popo..."

"Well, class, I guess I made myself clear, that I won't tolerate any disrespect in future! Especially, from a naughty German exchange student like you, Miss Krüger! Do you understand?"

"Ja, Frau Morris... Whoops! I mean, yes, Miss Morris!"

"I don't think so! Bend over again!"

"Mein Gott!"

Hell's Kitchen

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!! That stings! AUTSCH!!!"

"Shut up, Krüger! I warned you, that if you'll continue cooking so awful, I'll give you very hot and spicy reason to learn, how to do that properly!"

Hydrogen

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!!"

"And now, Miss Krüger, let's talk again, why nitric acid is a poor choice for the demonstration of the hydrogen displacement reaction!"

Katzenjammer

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! Ugh! AUA!!! First I woke with a headache and now... AUTSCH!!!"

"Miss Krüger, did you really expected that you can disturbing the neighbours and leaving such a mess in my flat without any consequences?!"

"AU!!! But it is so early! AUA!!! I swear, I supposed to clean it... AUA!!! ...before the noon! AUTSCH!!!"

"It's twenty past three! I don't know, what time is it in Germany now, but her in US it's surely a time to dust one naughty German bottom!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

Rules of the House

"This is unfair! Yes, I returned to your home almost at midnight, but I am not a child and I am even not your daughter!"

"Well, that's true, Miss Krüger. You're an au pair in my house, but since you're living under my roof, you should follow rules of my house. And I don't tolerate breaking the curfew from anyone! And for this backtalking you'll get your strapping bare bottomed!"

English, do you speak it?

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!!"

"English please, Miss Krüger! English, do you speak it! I will not tolerate any non-English speaking in my class again! Do you understand me?"

"AUTSCH!!! Ja... Whoops! I mean 'yes'!"

"Too late!"

"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!"

Last Warning

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!!"

"I want to make myself crystal clear, Miss Krüger! If you'll overdue rent ever again, you will lost not just ability to sit down for a while, but also these apartments! Are we clear?"

"AUTSCH!!!! Crystal clear, Herr! AUA!!!"

An Introduction

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Do you feel it even through your pants, Miss Krüger? Good. I wanted to make this introduction to my house rules memorable enough! Looks like your German ass isn't very familiar to a traditional British cane, is it? That's why I decided to cane you over your britches as an introduction! But when it'll come to a real punishment, you will be bare!"

"AUA!!!"

Local Rules

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!!"

"You'd better not complain, Miss! You're lucky, then I'm in a good mood, or I'll whip your naughty German ass with a lash! Next time you'd better to think twice before showing yourself in a swimsuit in any place different then beach or pool! And when I'll done with you, you'll go back to hotel and change into something modesty! Understood?"

"AU!!! Ja AUA!!!"

Without Delay

"But Herr Stevenson, maybe it is not that necessary to do it right here?"

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! You said, that you were running through corridor so fast because you were very hurry to the next class, and since I have no wish to delay you for too long, I think the better way to solve this problem is to punish you right here and now! So keep yourself in position for all baker's dozen or I'll make you pull those jeans and panties down!"

Always Necessary

*Sniff* "But Herr Mason, maybe this is not that necessary?" *Sniff*

"It is, Miss Krüger. Punishment spanking is always necessary! You have two options - accepting this punishment and keeping your job, or accepting this punishment and dismissal. And pull your panties down! The cane should strike your bare buttocks! This is also very necessary!"

Kitchen Woes

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Stop this! AUA!!!"

"No way, Miss Krüger! When I hired you as a cooky, I expected you know how to cook! But since your concoction is just awful, you should not be surprised to find yourself in such a position!"

Truant's Dance

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! Boohoo!!!"

"Well, well, well. Looks like that fat German ass of yours wasn't very happy to meet the proper English strap, Miss Krüger, was it? Next time you'll skip my lessons, I'll introduce you the cane!"

Like Pupils, Like Teacher

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! My rules is - when pupils are showing terrible results, I punish their teachers for the bad work!"

Spanked Au Pair

Mr. Parker was cheesed off to found his German au pair, Belinda Krüger, applying make-up instead of attending to his housekeeping, and his tea... No doubt there could be only one way for him to deal with this situation: Belinda is due for a thorough corporal punishment!

Universal Language

"I did warned all of you, that when I'm saying 'stop talking!', 'silence!' or 'focus on your work!', you'd better listen to me, didn't I? Well, since your German ears don't understand English, your German asses will know taste of the American paddle!"

Match Point Made

"AU!!! But Herr Richards... AU!!! ...did you not said... AU!!! ...that I have no problems with... AU!!! ...technique? AU!!!"

"Yes, Miss Krüger, your technique is good enough! But you have a lack of will to win! And that's is what I want to fix!"