"I am very sorry for the mess my guests left on the stairway, Herr Jonson... But is this really that necessary?.."
"Yes,
it is very necessary, Miss Krüger! And the reason is not the mess
itself, but the fact that you didn't even bother to clean it! So a good
dozen of old-fashioned Victorian birching is the most necessary!"
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| "AUA!!! Mein Popo! Ugh! AUA!!! First I woke with a headache and now... AUTSCH!!!" "Miss Krüger, did you really expected that you can disturbing the neighbours and leaving such a mess in my flat without any consequences?!" "AU!!! But it is so early! AUA!!! I swear, I supposed to clean it... AUA!!! ...before the noon! AUTSCH!!!" "It's twenty past three! I don't know, what time is it in Germany now, but her in US it's surely a time to dust one naughty German bottom!" "AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!" |
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| - You didn't really believe you would just to appear in public in Christmas day in that... erm... outfit, young lady. Don't you? - Ow! But Herr Claus! This is not a 1850 anymore! Long fur coats sucks in 2022! - Are you saying what?! - AU!!! Bad choice of words! AUTSCH!!! But this is unfair! I am a Santa's helper in a beer restaurant not in a kindergarten! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! |
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| "AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!! AU!!!" "Miss Krüger, when I hired you as a Christmas Elf and asked you to tell these beautiful kids about the story of the Christmas celebrating and different Christmas traditions, while we all were waiting for Santa, I didn't suppose, you'll start scaring them with all your German holiday demons like that Krampus or Knecht Ruprecht or..." "AUA!!! But Knecht Ruprecht is not a... AUA!!!" "I don't care! You scared these kids by telling them about Christmas punishment for naughty boys and girls and now I'll show them how does it happening on your example!" "AUTSCH!!!" |
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| "AU!!! But this is ridiculous! AU!!! That is an oxymoron! AUA!!!" "You can call it whatever you will, but you have no right to say, that our traditions are silly! Yes, this holiday calls Old New Year! And here, in Russia, we're celebrating it for a very long time! So, I won't tolerate any jokes about our tardiness or heavy drinking! Ty, naglaya nemetskaya zadnica!" "AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!" |
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| "Autsch! Mein Popo... Well, I need to agree, that coming to corporative party, wearing just a mini-dress and pantyhose was not very bright idea... Sniff!" |
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| "Cows aren't so helpless, are they, Wolfie? I can't hear you! Should I tan this gray ass of yours, till it'll loose all this wool?" |
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| I'm a bit late with my own drawing, but I wish you merry Christmas and happy New Year, my dear watchers! :) My Best wishes for all of you!:) |
