Batman Returns: Catwoman vs Poodle Lady

Spanking Breeze

Wolffang was a quite young and very ambitious orcess. She was a thief and always wanted to make a really great burglary or even a robbery. When she heard about a dwarfs's merchantman laden with the dwarfs's gold, she thought that it's her chance to make a name in gangland. She asked the captain for a couchette on a board. He thought that just a one passenger won't be a big problem, and agreed.

When the ship went to the open sea, Wolffang sneaked to the chest and picked the lock. When she opened the chest and saw the golden coins, she laughed in triumph. Suddenly a heavy hand in a mitten lay down over her shoulder.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" the dwarf captain asked in a stern voice.

"Whoops!"

"Madame Wolffang, I suppose? What do you think are you doing here?"

"I can explain! This is not what you are thinking about!"

Orcess gulped. Without any more words, the dwarf pulled her by hair away from the chest.

The captain forced the thief to stay on all fours, stepped on her hair and raised the cat o'nine tails.

"Oh, I know how to teach a naughty thievish girl a lesson!" he said and give Wolffang's upturned butt a powerful stroke. Few seconds later the lash's strokes over a bare skin and the orcess howling filled with pain were heard for a miles around the ship.

"Oh, what a surprise! I never thought, that a green skin can turn red! Did you know that, Wolffang?" the dwarf teased poor orcess, while continue thrashing her plump bottom properly.

"OUCH!!! EYOOW!!!! YARAAAA!!!! My butt! That hurts! That hurts terrible!" unlucky thief bawled in pain.

When the whipping was finally over, Wolffang's buttocks and even thighs were full covered with a searing stripes. The orcess hardly stand up but started the brat war dance immediately, trying to get even a little relief from the sting.

"OW!!! OW!!! OUCH!!! Hurt! Hurt! OW!!! Butt hurt! OW!!!! My butt hurts so bad! OUCH!!! OW!!! I will not sit down for a week! OW!!!" the orcess complained.

"And now listen me very carefully, scumbag! If I will saw you anytime anywhere again, I'll think that you want to get another very thoroughly thrashing! Understood?"

"Yes... OW!!!"

"Ok "lady", you've had enough punishment, time to go!"

"B-b-u-u-t-t, you can't dump me in the ocean!" the orcess stutters.

"Oh, your fine, the land isn't THAT far away!".

"Au! Ow! Au! But my's bottom is so sore! I can barely walk! How can I swim?!"

"Poorly, I'm guessing!"

Wolffang tried to protest but a powerful kick made her fly out from the board.

"Remember, tell other orc skanks what happens when you mess with a Dwarf!" the captain shouted.

"OUCH!!! Oh, no! The water is salt! My butt is so sore! EYOOW!!!" and with a loud SPLASH Wolffang disappeared under water just to bobbed up few seconds later, moaning in pain and awkwardly swimming to the waterside.

Immortal Vampire

Dame Athanasia stunned in shock, looking at the closed door.

"This is not good..." she whispered nervously. "This is not good."

"So, are we now a trio?" Wolffang asked carefully. "And what is our next step, milady?"

Dame Athanasia turned to her.

"What is our next step? Get over here!" she pulled Wolffang over her lap, baring her bottom.

"Whoops! But milady..." the orcess tried to protest, but her words drowned in a lament, when her mistress's hairbrush started repeatedly landing over her bottom, which was still sore after previous spanking.

"Listen carefully, useless wench!" the vampiress said in frighteningly calm voice. "Do you have any idea, what had you done? I'm sure, not!" she lectured whining orcess, accenting every word with a heavy smack of her solid wooden hairbrush over first green and now dark red buttocks. "Livonna is out. She is confused, angered, completely heart broken! She can make something stupid and pay a terrible price for that! And it is all just because of your stupid jealousy!" the brush landed over orcess's sore bottom especially hard, making her bawl loudly. "I told you not to ruin her love. But you disobeyed me! And you have enough arrogance to offer excuses! Shame on you!"

"OW!!! OUCH!!!! I am sorry milady! EEYOOOW!!!! I am sorry!" Wolffang wept and bawled bitterly, squirming and kicking over Dame Athanasia's lap. She never saw her this angry ever before.

When Wolffang's buttocks turned deep purple and fully covered with nasty bruises, Dame Athanasia finally stopped the punishment. She pushed crying orcess from her knee. Wolffang jumped up from the floor, hopping around in a brat war dance, clutching her terrible bruised buttocks. Dame Athanasia took her by the hand and dragged to the doorstep.

"And now you will go and find Livonna! And when you will find her, you will convince her return to me at any cost! Is that clear?" the vampiress asked.

"But she will eat me alive!" the orcess argued, rubbing her sore bottom. "Please, milady, have a mercy!"

"It is your fault, that she ran away, so it is you who should convince her to return! Go away and don't you dare to come back without Livonna!" Dame Athanasia gave Wolffang a hard kick, throwing her away in the street and closed the door behind her.

"I'm sorry, milady, but why are you so worried about Livonna? You were always so strict with her, but now you're looking just like you lost your Best friend?" Kajira asked carefully.

Dame Athanasia sighed.

"It is a very long story, Kajira. It is a very long story." she shook her head. "Well, I guess you have right to know it. After all, if Wolffang won't come back just like Livonna, you will be my only friend. If I can call you a friend, my dear witch." the vampiress sat in front of the fireplace. "Come here, take a sit. It is a very long story. Long time ago I wasn't a vampire knight." Dame Athanasia sighed again. "I was nothing...

***

I was the youngest child in Morrisville family. The one, who could only hope for a successful marriage - my oldest sister was supposed to inherit our family mansion and an one half of the family capitals, our oldest brother - the other half of them, his younger brother became a knight. So, I had almost no prospects. But I hated the idea just to find a rich and high-ranking husband. I wanted to make myself a name by my own.

Since the old times were always fascinating me, I decided to learn archaeology. No sooner said than done. My teacher, Richard Croft, was a real genius without a doubt! His motto was "If you want to be a good archaeologist, you gotta get out of the library!". We travelled a lot, looking for ancient tombs. It was a life, I was dreaming when I was a kid! Of course, it was not just like in an adventure novel, but much more exciting, than dinner parties and all those high society receptions, I was used to. But it also was very hard. And my teacher was very strict man.

Once I accidentally spilled a cup of coffee over a map of an ancient tomb we were looking for for quite a long time and finally found right that evening. Sir Richard was furious. He walloped me with his whip really hard. Yes, he had spanked me few times before, but he never did it that hard! I thought, he was gonna kill me with that whip! After the punishment he left me lying on a bench, weeping and sobbing, and focused on the ruined map, hoping to fix it. I tried to apology, but he pretended not to notice me. So I went away, hoping to find a way to get back into his good graces. So, I went into the crypt without a map or anything, but with only a lantern.

 

I was pretty sure, I'll just lost and die deep under earth, but instead of that I found the feretory we were looking for. A tomb of an ancient vampire prince! He was killed in his tomb and abandoned with all his cursed treasures centuries ago. And I was the first person, who stepped into his crypt so many years after his killers left it. This thought made my sore feeling after a whipping from Sir Richard easier a bit. I became proud of myself and decided to look at the skeleton closely. I tried to open his mouth and suddenly felt a sharp pain. I accidentally pricked my finger on his fang!

Of course, I never told Sir Richard about that accident. I only showed him the feretory. He was so happy that he not just forgave me for ruined map, but also apologised for the whipping he gave me. He was pretty sure, that our discovery will immortalise our names. And I was hoping, that one prick won't end badly. I was wrong.

It started with headaches under the sunlight. First I thought that those were just because of a hot of that place. The tomb we were exploring was in a desert. But then my skin started burning in a sunlight, making me hide all day long under the awning. And then came the hunger. Bloodlust. This is even worse than the fear beyond the sunlight. You can live in the shadows, but you can't stand this hunger. I tried. I tried my Best. I was hoping, that it will just drain my powers but nothing more. I was wrong. The worst thing in vampire being is a need in a fresh blood just to exist at all. The hunger made my body putrefy. I wasn't dying! I was dead already. And now I was need to drink a fresh blood just not to become a piece of rotten flesh.

I didn't have a much choice, so I decided to give up to this hunger. In our camp were only me and my teacher. So I drunk his blood. I didn't kill him. I just drunk as much, as I need to feed myself. I left him alive, but unconscious, took all the books about vampirism we had in the camp and left. You'll ask me, what happened to him, I guess. Well, he survived, but he also became a vampire. And few years later he found me. Since I turned him into a vampire, he couldn't really confront me. And since that time I was desperately trying to find a cure from vampirism, he actually won't. Instead, he suggested to help me. We spent a lot of time in our quests and we found a way to cure ourselves. But it is too difficult to complete it. And while we were searching for it, we also found out that vampirism has it's advantages. I am immortal, my wounds are healing much faster, I am stronger and more powerful than I was ever before. And with all my knowledge about supernatural I became an expert in such a questions. Me former teacher is now my archivist and majordomo, who runs my main mansion, while I'm travelling in my new quests.

But I guess, you're more interested about how I met Livonna..."

And while Dame Athanasia and Kajira were talking about the past, sitting in a warm room in front of a fireplace, and Wolffang was walking through the streets under the heavy rain, desperately searching for Livonna, the poor she-werewolf was still on the outer wood, howling bitterly and weeping about her ruined love. She was still in her full beast form.

"Careful, you fool! You don't want to get her attention!" a young elven woman whispered to her sidekick. "I bet my ass, this is not a regular wolf, but Livonna Grau herself! And if she is here, that means, that her mistress is somewhere nearby. And that means, that that greenskin bitch is also somewhere in this city! Excellent!"

"But mistress Van'Elle, why are you so sure, that this is that she-werewolf?" her companion asked puzzled. "And how can you be sure, that Wolffang is still travelling with that vampire knight?"

"Well, my dear Flavia, I have eyes and ears in every town and city. And I also have an intuition, which says, that I'm right! So we'll go to city, find Wolffang and make her pay her debt!"

Bad Reputation

"Boohoo!!! But Miss officer, isn't this too harsh for simple pickpocketing?"

"Well, maybe this would be too harsh for simple pickpocketing, but you blamed an innocent wolfess, who got the same punishment before we caught you!"

"Oh, wolves just have bad reputation, you know! They are used to that!"

"Well, you, foxes, also have bad reputation, so you should get used to this!"

"Ouch!!!"

The Spies and the Plans

 "So, it's you, the notorious Dame Athanasia?" the greenskin girl sipped a bit beer from her mug, "Well, nice to meet you personally. I'm flattered, that you found me worthy to help you in your 'quests'," she grinned. "But what such a mighty vampiress as you, may need from a humble orcess like me?"

"As I heard, Wolffang, you are an infamous burglar." Dame Athanasia smirked, showing a pair of needle-like fangs. "I need someone with the talents of a burglar. And as I heard, you need some money. I suppose, we may help each other. What do you think?"

Wolffang nervously looked at Dame Athanasia's companions - two fancy girls. A witch and a werewolf. She trembled a bit, but just made a big gulp and nodded. She really needed money. Terrible needed. And she really felt fluttered, when nobody else, but Dame Athanasia herself suggest her a deal. "I'm at your service, milady!".

Livonna, the werewolf, and Kajira, the witch, looked at each other, and she-werewolf chuckled. She didn't like, how easily Wolffang agreed to join their team and was even less happy about how flattering her mistress, Dame Athanasia, was, convincing the orcess to cooperate.

"Let's drink for the success!" said Kajira, raising her mug. Wolffang quickly clinked her mug to witch's. Livonna joined them, still unsure if she is happy or not, that their team got a newbie.

"So, what exactly do you need me for?" asked Wolffang.

"I need to get a map from the dwarves," Dame Athanasia replied. "As I know, it is keeping at their outpost near this town by the dwarven chieftain named Krang. So, I need you to picklock his parlor and get it for me. And then, if you would do this job right, maybe I will even hire you on an ongoing basis." she winked.

Wolffang smiled widely, "Oh, you can rely on me, milady!"

Soon all four young women went out from the tavern. Dame Athanasia stood in front of her carriage and turned to her companions.

"So, we need to get to the outpost before midnight. Turn into the wolf! Quickly!"

Livonna growled. She hated, when Dame Athanasia forced her to turn into her whole wolf-form just to use her as a sled dog or a riding horse. That was just humiliating! And, of course, she had now wish to be that humiliated in front of their new burglar.

"Do you want me to whip all this stupid pride out of you here and now?" asked the vampiress in intimidating voice, "Just turn into the wolf, and lets go! Or I'll make you an example of what happens to those, who dare to talking back to me!"

Livonna growled louder, but resignedly stood on all fours and howled out loud, when her body started completing the change. Few seconds later she turned into a large grey wolf. Vampiress smiled contentedly and harnessed her in the carriage. "Take your sits, ladies!" she commanded to the witch and the orcess, "Here we go! Wolffang, you'll be the coachwoman!"

"With a great pleasure, milady!" Wolffang answered, taking the whip. She really wanted to show her new employer, how loyal and painstaking she could be. And for Livonna it became a literal pain and mostly in her ass right from the start. The orcess was whipping the poor she-werewolf mercilessly all the way to outpost, being sure, that that would make her run as fast, as she could, and in the same time show Dame Athanasia all her diligence.

"Maybe we should ask her to be more gentle to Livonna?" Kajira whispered to Dame Athanasia, "Don't get me wrong, but all this howl can reveal us!"

"There are enough wolves in these woods. What is so strange if one of them would howl a bit more than usual?" vampiress shrugged. "And Livonna is used to this anyway!"

Finally the carriage stopped not so far from the outpost. Dame Athanasia ordered Wolffang to unharness Livonna and turned to Kajira.

"Now hide my carriage with your magic. It better to be here, when we will return with the map," she smiled, "I don't like... Oh, Darkness, what's going on?!"

The witch and the vampiress looked at each other, hearing a loud swearing. "Greenskin bitch! That whip was just to show your status, nothing more!", "Oh, really? The only bitch here is you! You're a mongrel after all! And as a coachwoman I had the right to whip you, to make you move that fat furry ass of yours faster! And now shut up, or I'll give you some more lashing!" "Bitch! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!" The witch and the vampiress turned around and saw, how the orcess and she-werewolf, who returned to her usual half-human half-beast form and now rubbed the whiplash welts on her plump bottom, angrily stared at each other, almost ready to start a fight. "Shut up you two! What the Darkness is going on here?!" Dame Athanasia shouted. The girls turned to her, still angrily gazing at each other. "This thieving bitch whooped me so bad! There was no reason to strike me so much and so hard! Now I am tired and all in pain!" Livonna complained, pointing at Wolffang. "She was running so slow, that I had no other choice, but give her few strokes with the whip just to encourage!" Wolffang replied. Dame Athanasia shook her head. "Bend over this roadside fence, now!" she shouted. Scared girls mumbled and bent over.

Few seconds later a loud swishing of a riding crop and a girlish screaming could be heard far away around. "You two better to keep in mind, that I will not tolerate any misbehaviour, when it comes to my plans! Your stupid rivalry can wait, until we will get the map! Am I making myself clear?" Dame Athanasia spoken in stern voice giving her companions's upturned bottoms a stinging stroke of the crop at each word. She didn't stopped, until they both started weeping bitterly, apologising, begging for mercy and promising, that they won't start any arguing again. Satisfied, the vampiress threw the crop into the carriage and turned to the witch, who was still gazing at their now very sore and sorry companions. She-werewolf and orcess rubbed their now very sore bottoms, angrily looking at each other, but too scared of another punishment to continue their quarrel. It was quite obvious, that each of them is pretty sure, that it is her opponent's fault, that they got this whipping.

In the dark of the night four girls sneaked up to the dwarven outpost and stood under the high wall. Dame Athanasia turned to her companions. "Now let's split. Kajira, you would climb on the wall with me. We will watch, if someone would patrolling the courtyard. And you two," she nodded to Livonna and Wolffang, "You will get into the parlor and get the map! Hurry!"

All the girls took each other by the hand and Kajira whispered a spell. Suddenly they just got off the ground and levitated at the top of the wall. Livonna and Wolffang nimbly got down onto the courtyard, while Kajira and Athansia stayed.

Livonna and Wolffang looked at each other angrily. "Don't even dare to think, that you can just overstep me!" she-werewolf growled, "One wrong move, and I'll familiarize you with my claws and teeth much closely, than you would ever wish!". Orcess nodded. She really wanted to impress her new employer, so she wasn't happy about her wolfish partner at all. Especially after the spanking she received because of her. And now this hairy beast could ruin all her performance! She couldn't let it happen. And while Livonna was sniffing the air and looking around for guards and shadows, Wolffang was looking for any trap she could kick her partner in crime into. And finally she noticed one. So she pushed the button and quickly stepped into shadows, while unsuspecting Livonna was crawling near the wall to the nearest door.

Suddenly the loud tocsin thundered over the outpost, and right from the ground a tall metal figure appeared. The automaton - tireless and relentless dwarven guardian. An enchanted mechanism. It detect the she-werewolf quickly and figured out a solution even quicker. Wolffang hurried to climb back over the wall, watching, how the metal guardian caught Livonna by her bushy tail and raised her rear end high in the air, while raising a whip by it's other hand. The she-werewolf howled in fear and struggled, but all was useless. Powerful machine easily kept her in position. The first crack of the whip blowed over the outpost, and the wolfish howl became much more moanful.

The dwarves quickly appeared from the casern and stood up, looking, how their mechanical guard was dealing with the intruder. Livonna was squirming and howling, wagging her plump buttocks, which were turning more and more red and sore under the strokes of the whip. She could not escape, she was trapped. Dame Athanasia, Kajira and Wolffang hided in shadows over the wall, watching their companion's terrible fate. And the dwarves were just enjoying the unexpected show, not noticing the girls on the wall.

"Very impressive!" said a mighty dwarf in armour with a chieftain regalia, "These automatons really are just perfect guardians! I suppose we don't need to interrupt this!" he laughed and then turned to his adjutant, "Well, since we got an intruder here, I suppose I'd better to bring the map to the more safer place. To the city, I think. Get my carriage ready in the morning! We're leaving at the dawn!". "Should I command our Best soldiers to prepare to marsh?" the adjutant asked. "No way! The guarded carriage would look much more suspicious. It would be just like we're saying 'Dear bandits, here is something valuable! Would you like to come and check it?'. No. Just me and you, my boy."

He had no idea, that three pair of a very sharp ears were catching every his word. Dame Athanasia smirked. "Well, this will be even better! We will just rob this priggish dwarf right in his travel! Alright, girls, let's get out of here!". "And what about Livonna?" Kajira asked carefully. "We can't help without being noticed anyway," the vampiress shrugged, "Let's hope, she'll get away and join us later." "Yes! After all, this is her own fault, that she got in such a position!" Wolffang nodded. Kajira gave her a look full of suspicion, but said nothing. The girls were preparing to levitate down, when the skirt of the witch's mantle suddenly stuck between the bricks. "Oh, Darkness! Not now!" the witch cursed, trying to free her clothes. Probably she said that a bit too loud, or stand out from the shadows for a second, but the automaton surely noticed the intruders over the wall. It couldn't do anything to catch them or warn the dwarves about them without scaring them away, so it choose the simplest decision. And automaton just spun poor howling Livonna like a throwing hammer and threw her right into her partners in crime, striking them all from the wall.

Screaming, the girls fell right into the river, and before they could come to their senses, the rough river carried them away.

Far away from the outpost, where the river slowly became wider and gentler, the girls, all soaking wet and deadly exhausted, finally could get to the shoal.

"Ugh! My beautiful dress!" Wolffang lamented, "And all because of this clumsy stupid mutt!" she looked at Dame Athanasia, being almost sure, that the vampiress will allow her to punish her rival. "Because of me?!" Livonna wept, "It was you, wasn't it? You activated that damned machine!" she growled. Dame Athanasia, who was even more angry, but too tired to punish anyone, just shouted: "Shut up you two! You both screwed up and now we are in the middle of nowhere, wet, hungry and with empty pockets! If you will continue this stupid arguing, Kajira would sent your stupid asses on fire literally! Kajira, dear, would you?" the vampiress looked at the witch. Kajira, who lost her mantle, but somehow kept her hat just nodded. She also was too exhausted to use any powerful magic, but she was pretty sure, that her partners in crime couldn't knew that. And Livonna and Wolffang gasped in fear, shutting their mouths.

It were still few hours before the dawn, so the girls just set up a camp right at the river side. They build a fire and hung their clother over a tree branch to dry them out. Livonna just lied down on the grass, sobbing and weeping. Her bottom was dark red and badly welted after the whopping she got from the automaton. Her partners in crime sat near her. Dame Athanasia looked at her companions.

"Well, I didn't got the map, but all is not lost yet!" she said, "As we know, the dwarven chieftain would make a travel to a dwarven city nearby. Without any guards. A perfect victim! I'm recognizing this part of the river, so I know, where we are!" she gave weeping Livonna an annoyed gaze, "Stop sobbing! How dare you to interrapt me! Kajira, please, do something to make this she-wolf shut up!" Kajira nodded and took a bowl of a river water. She whispered a spell and pour it out over Livonna's terrible sore buttocks. "I was never good in healing magic, and now I'm surely not in my best shape, but this should help even a little bit," she whispered to she-werewolf.

And while the witch was trying to relieve the she-werewolf's suffering, the vampiress continued the explanation of her new plan. "There is an inn not so far away. The most important thing is that it is the only inn for a miles around. Krang would have no choice, but stop there to have a rest! And there we will get him and the map! Damned! Livonna, if you won't stop these annoying moanings, I surely will give you a good switching!"

The Incident in the Capital City

Silence reigned in the royal library. No one was disturbing the peace of it's corridors and countless bookcases. Suddenly a bright sparkle splitted the air in one of the sections, and two fancy girls appeared almost like from nowhere. One of them - a slim brunette with a pale skin, wearing a black silk suit with a puffy sleeves, looked around and licked her lips, showing a pair of needle-alike fangs

"Yes! The scroll apparited us right into the right place!" she smiled.

"It's so silent here! I can smell only papers and dust..." the other one whispered. She looked much weirder, being fully naked, but almost fully covered with gray fur and having a bushy wolf tail "Are you sure, that we're in the right library, milady?"

"Of course, stupid mutt!" vampiress shook her head "Or are you expecting that the royal library will be as noisily and full of people, as in some parish school's library?" she took a piece of parchment from her pocket and brought it up to her companion's nose "Now find me a book, which smells just like this! Quickly!"

Werewolfess took a smell and nodded. She walked around the bookcases, smelling about. Finally she stopped in front of one of them and waved to her companion.

"It is somewhere here milady!" she shouted "Come here!"

"Hush, you fool!" vampiress shouted back and came near "Where is it?"

"There!" werewolfess pointed at the top shelf. Vampiress quickly jumped on a ladder and took five books from the shelf.

"Which one?!" she made her companion stand on all fours to smell all the books. She-werewolf growled but quickly checked the folios. Finally she nodded and reached vampiress the book they were looking for.

“Perfect!” vampiress patted she-werewolf’s head “Now we have all we need!”

“Glad to hear it, milady! But maybe we’d better get out of here?” werewolfess sneezed “It's so dusty here! I barely can smell anything!”

“Have patience! I need to check one more thing!” vampiress opened the book and quickly looked through it “Yes! Yes! This is just what I needed!”

“Hurry, milady! I hear some voices and smell some parfum!” werewolfess whispered.

“Just one second!” vampiress laughed “Let me get a scroll and… Oh, in the name of Isaiah! Where the Darkness is it?!” she looked around in panic “Why didn’t you remind me to check if I didn’t forget anything?!” she shouted.

“But you never heard me, milady?” werewolfess answered carefully.

Before the vampiress said anything, the door opened and two tall beautiful elven girls appeared at the doorstep.

“Whoops!” vampiress gulped “Princess Maera?!”

“Yes!” the princess responded in stern voice “I am princess Maera! And who the Darkness are you two?!” she pointed with a golden rod at the intruders “Guardians! Guardians! Go here immediately!”

Before the vampiress and werewolfess could even blink, two elven knights appeared right behind the princess and her tirewoman.

“Oh, dark! Run!” the werewolfess screamed.

All the guards were alerted, so the vampiress and her she-werewolf companion were in very big trouble. They escaped from the library only by a miracle just to get chased right on the streets. The day was sunny, so they even couldn’t just run whenever they wanted, but were doomed to choose only the most shady bystreets. And the elven knights were just in the wake of them.

Finally both girls broke away from the chase. They ran into a tunnel that led over the wall. But when they made even a few steps forward a tall man in a blue mantle stepped in their way.

“You shall not pass!” he said, raising a wand.

“Whoops!” both girls yelped in unison. Suddenly elven knights appeared from behind. Vampiress dropped the book.

“What do we have here?” the wizard asked “Two creatures of the night are walking around in broad daylight in Rûannedh! And if this is not enough, they also just robbed the royal library!” he shook his head “What a tohubohu!” he looked closely at the vampiress “Wait a minute! Athanasia Elisabeth Morrisville, more known as Dame Athanasia! It's a perfect scandal! A noble woman caught as a knight of the road!” he smacked his lips and turned to the she-werewolf “And what is this? An animal, who’s arrogant enough to think it can be called a sentient being? Or a woman, who’s wild enough to become an unreasonable animal? Do you have a name, beast?”

“It’s Livonna Grau…” she-werewolf replied, but when she opened her mouth again, the wizard interrupted her before she could say anything more and nodded to the knights.

“Enough! Bring these two bandits to her royal highness! She’ll pass judgment!”

Princess Maera was laconic and merciless. Her sentence was short - public whipping and pillory. Dame Athanasia, since even being a criminal she still was a nobility, was put into a less humiliating position, while her she-werewolf companion's right to save any dignity was denied and the poor wolfgirl was put in the most humiliating and uncomfortable position under a thick awning, which should protect the vampiress from the deadly sunlights.

The whole city gathered to see the punishment of the two gentlewomen of fortune, who were brave, bold and crazy enough to break into the royal library. Two torturers took whips to show the crowd their mastery to bring any criminal to penitence. Athanasia’s loud screams and Livonna’s desperate howling were heard far away around the central square.

When the whipping was finally over, Athanasia’s back and buttocks and Livonna’s buttocks and thighs became all dark red and swollen. Both girls already were able only to sniff and weep bitterly. But their punishment was still far from over. They were left in pillory to the end of the day and everyone in the city could come to the square to see the supernatural partners in crime in this very unenviable position.

For poor Athanasia and Livonna this day was the most terrible in their lives. But even it finally ended. The guards released both girls from the pillory and threw them away from the city walls.

It took some time before the vampiress and she-werewolf could even normally feel their numbed limbs.

“Stupid beast! All because of you!” vampiress moaned.

“Me?!” she-werewolf howled “But I had done nothing wrong!”

“If you were more brave to attack those elves! If you did remind me to check the scrolls! Stupid animal! Ugh!” Dame Athanasia hardly sat down, but screamed in pain and fell on the side.

“If I were brave enough to fight them, we both would be decapitated, milady! Or worse!” Livonna responded, hardly standing on all fours “You didn’t fight back very bravely!”

“Oh, shut your mouth!” milady Morrisville finally stood up and, moaning and sniffing, put on her clothes, while her companion was still warming up her much worse numbed limbs.

“What do we do now?” werewolfgirl asked, finally standing up.

“First I’ll take care of your uselessness!” vampiress respond, picking up a flexible fresh switch. Werewolfess just had time to say “Whoops…” before her companion made her to not just stand on all fours again, but also lower her chest to touch the earth, while her very sore bottom stuck out up into the air. Vampiress took she-werewolf by her tail and pulled it, making her raise her sore butt even higher. “Oh, I’ll teach you talking back to me!” she raised the switch and landed it over Livonna’s swollen buttock really hard “I’ll teach you how to choose the worst way to escape! I’ll teach you how to blame me for your mistakes!” every word was accompanied with a stingy soundly stroke of the switch, which was making poor she-werewolf howling and wagging her bottom desperately. She tried to break out, but her companion’s foot on her back and her hand on her tail made that impossible. So all she could was howling and begging for mercy.

Finally the vampiress stopped and released the she-werewolf. Poor wolfgirl jumped up and started the brat war dance, while her still angry companion wearily looked around.

“We must hurry!” she said “The night is young, but we have a long way to go! Turn into a complete animal, stupid beast! I need a mount!”

“But I am a she-wolf! Not a horse!” Livonna protested, still rubbing her sore behind. But when Athanasia just raised the switch, she resignedly stood on all fours and howled out loud, when her body started completing the change. Few seconds later she turned into a large gray wolf. Vampiress smiled contentedly and got onto her. Before she-wolf made even a step the switch landed on her sore backside hard, making her howl.

“Now now rush like the wind! And don’t stop, before we reach our lair!” vampiress said, putting spurs to her.

They rode the whole night, and every time the vampiress thought that she-werewolf was running too slow, she struck her with a switch mercilessly.

Finally they reached their lair. Vampiress put her dress off and lay over the floor, while she-werewolf turned back into a wolfgirl form. She sniffed and rubbed her now even more sore bottom very carefully.

“Boohoo!!! My poor bottom! Bess, that switch was too much!” she complained.

“Shut your mouth, if you don’t want to get more!” vampiress shouted “Now bring here my healing lotion! And quickly!”

“Argh!” she-werewolf growled, but resignedly brought a big bowl of the lotion and started carefully putting it over her companion’s sore parts.

“Well, at least this time I didn't fail it all over!” vampiress said “Too bad, we didn’t keep the damned book!”

“What is so important with that book?” she-werewolf asked.

“Well, do you remember our raid on the dragon’s lair?” vampiress turned her head, looking at she-werewolf over her shoulder.

“Yes…” werewolfess trembled, remembering the terrible pain she felt that time.

“In the book, I found and lost again there I found a mention of the Paddle of Destiny!” vampiress said “And today I found it again. In the book you found me. Now I guess I know where I should continue my quest!”

“A Paddle of Doom?” she-werewolf asked again.

“The Paddle of Destiny!” vampiress shouted “But wait! That’s a brilliant idea! We need to return first to the dragon's lair and then to the library! I’m sure, somewhere there should be the information, how to make that Paddle more friendly to a bad girls like me!” she laughed.

“And then we’ll get all what we need?” she-werewolf asked, but the gaze of her companion made her gulp “I mean, you’ll get all, what you need!” she closed her mouth, continuing covering Dame Athanasia’s sore buttocks with the healing lotion.

The whole story based at Kalidwen's game "Elven Kingdom"!

Trick or Treat?

 

Wood Justice 2: Revenge of the She-Wolf

 

The Trick Worked Well!

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Frau Cooper, please... AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Krüger! I'll teach you, what happens to clumsy German maids in my house!"

*thoughts* "Hehe! I didn't expected that mommy will use the whip for that broken vase, but Belinda surely deserve this for not allowing me go out with my friend last night!"

When Words are not Enough

"Keep looking at me like this, beast, and I'll give our stupid ass to taste my whip a bit more! I warned you about hunting near my castle, didn't I? Well, since just my words weren't enough, I suppose some good old fashioned ass whipping will drive message home!"

Kissing the Gunner's Daughter

"Wow! Mummy, who's that young lady?"

"She's a German cantiniere, who watered down a beer for Her Royal Highness's dashing sailors, my dear kid. And this is the well deserved satisfaction!"

BLM

"And this is, what my ancestors and my kind had felt day by day! Now I hope you have learned, how bad is making fun of BLM!"