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Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Oxymoron


"AU!!! But this is ridiculous! AU!!! That is an oxymoron! AUA!!!"

"You can call it whatever you will, but you have no right to say, that our traditions are silly! Yes, this holiday calls Old New Year! And here, in Russia, we're celebrating it for a very long time! So, I won't tolerate any jokes about our tardiness or heavy drinking! Ty, naglaya nemetskaya zadnica!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!"

1 comment:

  1. How lovely Belinda. Miss Kruger needs some good Russian vodka to numb the burn!

    Happy New Year, again Belinda! Hope all swell with you.
    Just to say if you fail to progress your New Year's Resolutions, then you need a darn good whooping with the bendy Rohrstock cane on you chubby, bare, white botty: snuggy, cotton, winter panties to your knees & German traditional robes hoisted high :-)
    Boo-Hoos a bunch!
    Strict times call for strict measures, young lady!

    Strict, Kind Mommy Brenda xx

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