Language Barrier

*in Spanish*
<"Oh, God, how I hate you all, gringo-tourists! You know nothing about our music, or our culture at all! How many times had I said, that if anyone will ask me to play "Macarena" one more time, that one will pay for that dearly! But Holly Virgin, I can't shoot a woman, so..."

*in German*
"AUA!!! Please, enough! This is scandalous! AUTSCH!!! Nein! No! No more! Were those pesos not enough? AUA!!! Herr Spielmann, I will pay more! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Nein! Enough, please! AUTSCH!!! Anyone, stop him! AUA!!!"