Unsportsmanlike Conduct

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! Bitte, I am sorry! AUTSCH!!! No more, please! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!"

"Run for your life, allemande! This is the only prize you will get for playing dirty! Let's see, if you'll be able to sit down, after you'll get out from the stadium!"

Brotherly Advice

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Oh, yeah! Looks like this is really effective way to make a haughty German au pair to behave! Why didn't I ask my brother right from the beginning?"

The Detention

"AUTSCH!!! BOOHOO!!! Mein arme Popo! I am even not sure, what is worse - being punished in front of boys, or being not able to sit down... BOOHOO!!!!"

Hot Summer Day

"Two big cola, please! And put there as many ice cubes as it is possible! Or... Emm... Can you give me just a big cup of ice, please?"

Swinging a Maid

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"I see, you like swinging, Miss Krüger, don't you? Of course, it's much more fun then doing your chores, cleaning my house! Okay, feel free to swing as long, as you want! And I'll be happy to happy you to swing again and again!"

"AUTSCH!!!! I am sorry! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!!"

A Way to Make Remember

"Well, well, well. So, Miss Golovko knows the answer to my question. And what about you, Miss Krüger? Silence? Well, then raise that skirt and pull down those panties! If you haven't learned at home how many cities with a population of more than 300,000 people are in the United States, then maybe you will remember that, if you will receive equal number of strokes with this ruler on your migrant ass!" 

Where Do You Think You Are Going?

"AU!!! Bitte, nein! AUA!!! I just forgot to pay, I promise! AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! I did not try to escape! AU!!! I will double the tips! AUA!!!"

Speed-Up

"Boohoo! But this is ridiculous! Your guests will come momently, and you are making me cleaning looking up like this!"

"If you wasn't so slow with the cleaning, I didn't need to make you hurry up! And you'd better work faster, if you don't want to make my guests see this freshly striped fat lazy German ass of yours!"