We are Number One!

Dame Athanasia: "Are you, uh, a real villainess?"

Livonna: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Have you ever dreamed of conquering the whole world?"

Wolffang: "Nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Have you ever hunted for the forbidden knowledge?"

Kajira: "Nah, nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Alright. I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villainesses."

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now, listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to find a knowledge which is forbidden

Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound, shh
Oh, shit!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one
We are number one

Ha, ha, ha! Now, look at this map that I just found
When I say: "Go", be ready to pull. Go!

Not that lever!
Whoops!

Ouch!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Owie!
Howl!
Ouch! Oh! Let's try something else... Ouch!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
We'll replace the key, while he will sleep from pills, ha, ha, ha!

What are you doing?!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

Hey!

Hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba

We are number one
We are number one
We are number one, hey, hey!