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Showing posts with label dragon. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2025

We are Number One!

Dame Athanasia: "Are you, uh, a real villainess?"

Livonna: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Have you ever dreamed of conquering the whole world?"

Wolffang: "Nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Have you ever hunted for the forbidden knowledge?"

Kajira: "Nah, nah."

Dame Athanasia: "Alright. I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villainesses."

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now, listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to find a knowledge which is forbidden

Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound, shh
Oh, shit!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one
We are number one

Ha, ha, ha! Now, look at this map that I just found
When I say: "Go", be ready to pull. Go!

Not that lever!
Whoops!

Ouch!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Owie!
Howl!
Ouch! Oh! Let's try something else... Ouch!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
We'll replace the key, while he will sleep from pills, ha, ha, ha!

What are you doing?!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

Hey!

Hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba

We are number one
We are number one
We are number one, hey, hey!

Sunday, October 9, 2022

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Cost of the Knowlege

 

“Are you still thinking, it’s a good idea, milady?” she-werewolf asked, wriggling nervously “Last time we came here…” she gasped.

“Shut your cowardly mouth!” the vampiress replied “I really need these books, and I’ll get them by all means! And don’t you dare whining about your roasted backside again! I don’t care, how many time you’ll got your stupid ass send on fire again, if that’ll move me closer to success!”

She-werewolf growled in anger, but said nothing. She was almost sure that this new raiding of the dragon’s lair won’t end well for them. Especially for her. Last time she was the one who got her poor bottom not just mercilessly whipped by dragon’s tale, but the dragon also roasted it with his flame. It took more than a week before she could just sit down again after that. And now she and her vampire companion returned into the dragon’s lair to try their luck again.

The lair was looking empty and the treasures were just right where they were the last time two adventurers walked in. Vampiress smiled.

"Excellent! Just excellent! Easy as pie! Now let’s take the books, and skedaddle!”

No sooner said than done. Girls grabbed the magic books quickly, but before they even turned around, they heard a familiar growing voice and heavy steps.

“Well, well, well! What do we have here?” the dragon asked, smiling “You two returned for another thrashing, didn’t you?” he exhaled some smoke right in the scared girls faces, making them cough. “Or do you want me to burn you both right here and now? Explain yourselves! Quickly!”

“Well, your mightiness, maybe we can make arrangements?” the vampiress asked carefully “Maybe these books aren’t very important for you? Maybe I can pay you for them, or we can discuss some other exchange?”

The dragon laughed.

“Stupid creature! Just look around!” he said “Don’t you see? I already have all I want! And even more! You can’t suggest anything to me, I couldn’t get by myself!” his eyes jumped from vampiress to her werewolf companion and back “Again - what have we here? A haughty and arrogant undead creature, who behaves herself, just like she already rules the world. And some time ago a proud, but now almost broken beast, who is tamed well enough to take all the injustice from her mistress, like a lamb. Well, I guess, we can make a deal!”


“Just name your price!” the vampiress said impatiently.

“It’s simple” the dragon replied “I want to see how the last will be the first and the first will be the last! I want to see how pride will turn into humility and a losel will return her dignity! If you really want these books, undead girl, you must step your vanity on it’s throat! Now bare your haughty bottom lay over your beasty friend’s lap and prepare to learn a lesson of humility!”

“What?!” the vampiress shouted. She was shocked.

“You heard what I said!” the dragon replied “Right now you will lay over your wolfish friend’s lap and she’ll give you a lesson, you won’t forget soon! And if you’ll insult her or command her to stop, or threaten her anyhow, or if she won’t give you a proper lesson, I’ll whip you both again and now roast rumps to both of you! Are you getting my point?” he exhaled some more smoke.

Both girls just nodded. She-werewolf looked at her vampire companion with a strange smile, full of fright and courage at the same time. She didn't even dare to dream of revenge, and now she got her chance. The vampiress stepped her foot and gasped in anger, but she knew she had no other choice. So she bared her alabaster bottom and lied down over she-werewolf’s knee. She-werewolf carefully looked in her eyes then at the dragon and finally raised her palm. Suddenly there was a loud pop followed by a cry as the pawn-like palm came down hard on the vampiress's bottom. Spank after spank, she-werewolf hardly tried to make herself not laugh at her mistress’s discomfort. She was really enjoying finally being on top. Her heavy hand was rising again and again, striking the vampiress's bottom without any mercy. The vampiress bitten her lips again and again, trying not to command she-werewolf to stop. She was really upset and humiliated at being put over her servant’s knee for such an unladylike punishment, but she could do nothing about this. Her cheeks blushed, her eyes quickly became full of tears, and very soon she started just crying like a little girl. She wanted to plan some revenge, but all she could think about were pain and humiliation. Humiliation worse than even death.

When the vampiress was pretty sure that she’ll die in shame, the dragon finally opened his mouth.

“Yes! That’s what I wanted to see for a very long time!” he laughed “You wanted the knowledge, undead girl. But knowledge has its price. You just paid yours. Now grab these books and get out from my lair, before I had changed my mind!” he exhaled some more smoke.

Pulling her pants up very quickly, ignoring how sore her freshly spanked bottom was, the vampiress nodded to she-werewolf. Few seconds later they both were already running away, clutching the books they came for.



Few hours later both girls arrived at their lair. Still trying not to show that she’s in pain, the vampiress took the books from she-werewolf’s paws and put them on a bookrack, leaving just one. Then she, moaning and wriggling in pain, stripped naked and lay on the floor.

“Well, at least I finally got some of the books I need!” she said “That's worth it all!” she turned to her werewolf companion ““Now bring here my healing lotion! And quickly!”

She-werewolf smirked, but resignedly brought a big bowl of the lotion and started carefully putting it over her companion’s sore parts.

“So, this is the beginning!” the vampiress smiled through the tears “In these books surely should be some instructions, how to make an immemorial artifact to make it tractable to my will! The first step to change the Paddle of Destiny into the Paddle of Doom! Ow!!! Be more careful, you!”

“I am sorry, milady!” she-werewolf said calmly, hardly hiding a wicked smile.

“Our next step is again the Royal library! And I hope you won’t let me down again! Ouch!!! Be gentle, you beast!”

“I’m sorry, milady, but I have only paws…”
 
Story inspired by Kalidwen's game Elven Kingdom (which you may found here - https://kalidwen.itch.io/elven-kingdom)

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Wrath of the Dragon

 "Finally!" vampiress said. She looked around, feasting her eyes on a gold plates, goblets, coins and jewels. "This is it! The dragon's treasures!"

"Wow!" her werewolf companion sighed deeply "This is amazing!"

"Yes," vampiress nodded "Now stay on watch! I need to check one thing!" she bend over a chest "Let me pick this lock..."

"Stay on watch yourself!" she-werewolf said annoyed "I want to get something too!" she stand on her knees, grabbing the gold. "So much! So shiny! And all will be mine!"

Vampiress just sneered and took a book from the chest.

"Yes! An ancient knowledge! Some people are sure, it was lost forever, but now I found it!" she set down and opened the spellbook "Perfect! Perfect!"

While both girls were busy with their trophies, they didn't notice how a big lizard-alike green head appeared from the depths of the cave. The dragon heard a noise and looked out to find out who had disturb him.

"Who dared to step into my lair?" the dragon asked in thundering voice "Who wants to be burned alive slowly and painfully?" he exhaled some smoke right in scared girls faces, making them coughing.

Vampiress and she-werewolf jumped up and stood in panic. They had no idea what to do and just stand in silence like a two naughty schoolgirls waiting for their punishment.

The dragon looked at them in anger.

"So, you dared to invade into my lair! You dared to try to steal from me! What would you say in your defense?" he exhaled some more smoke.

"Emm..." she-werewolf said "We're sorry, your mightiness! Maybe we'll just go away and never disturb you again?" she gulped.

"What?! You tried to steal from me and you're thinking you can get away with it?!" the dragon roared "You're even more foolish, then I thought, if you believe you can! No, hussies! No way!" he pulled down vampiress's leather pants "At least not without any punishment! And for such a foolish and brassy a human punishment will be the most relevant! On all fourth! Both of you!"

Both girls were to scared even to try to struggle. They stand on all fours obediently. The dragon put his paws over their shoulders and raised his tail. With a loud SWISCH!!! dragon's tail brought down on a two bare behinds. Vampiress and she-werewolf screamed in pain out loud. Flexible and heavy, dragon's tail was worse then any whip. It was bringing an unbearable pain. Both girls were squirming under dragon's paws and wagging their bottoms desperately, but they could do nothing to get away from their punishment. And dragon roared and raised his tail again and again to bring it down on a two pairs of sore buttocks.

The dragon whipped hard luck girls, like there'll be no tomorrow. She-werewolf howled so loud that her bawling were heard even outside the cave, while vampiress cried and wept as bitter as possible. Their bottoms became all over dark red and unbearable sore, but the punishment didn't end. Only when both girls were totally in tears and could only bawl in pain, and vampiress totally loosed her pants and shoes, dragon finally stopped.

The dragon waited for some minutes, until partners in crime finally calmed down a little bit and, still weeping and sobbing, got up, carefully rubbing their sore bottoms.

"We're very sorry! Thank you for this lesson, your mightiness!" vampiress said, sniffing. She-werewolf only nodded, bleating.

"Good!" the dragon said "And now I will count to five, and if you won't disappear from my lair before I'll end, I'll burn you alive! One!" he exhaled a big cloud of smoke.

Vampiress and she-werewolf gasped and ran away as fast as they could, trying not to pay attention to the pain in their backsides. They soon were almost outside, but the cave entrance was hole-alike, so they had no choice but to climb out

"Give me a lift! Now!" vampiress commanded.

She-werewolf growled, but pushed her friend from behind to help her to climb over a rock.

"OW!!! Be careful, you!" vampiress complained, when she-werewolf's paw touched her sore behind.

"I try!" she-werewolf excused "Better be hurry!"

Suddenly they both heard "Five!" and dragon's head appeared from the depths of the cave. He laughed and exhaled a long tongue of flame.

She-werewolf's desperate howling was heard for a miles around the mountains.

"Boohoo!!! My poor bottom! Damned ancient lizard! I won't sit down for a week!" she-werewolf wept, soaking her burned bottom in bucket filled with a cold water.

"Shut up, useless animal!" vampiress snapped out, looking at her partner in crime angrily. She was rubbing a healing nostrum in her sore striped buttocks "This is all your fault!"

"My fault?!" she-werewolf half-raised from the bucket, griting her teeth.

"And who's fault is it? I told you to stay on watch! If you wasn't that greedy, we didn't overlooked the dragon!"

"Oh, should I just stand on watch, while you would take all the treasures yourself?! And why didn't you stand on watch?!"

"Because I was looking for an ancient knowledge not just for gold, you, stupid animal! And shut up if you don't want to get another whipping from me!"

 

Story inspired by Kalidwen's game Elven Kingdom (which you may found here - https://kalidwen.itch.io/elven-kingdom)