Big Troubles

"But Frau Morris, maybe this is not that necessary?"

"It is, Miss Krüger! It is! And if you'll continue playing for time by baring your naughty German butt this slow, I'll cane you if front of the audience!"

"Mein Gott! Nein!"

Deal

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Well, Mr. Jackson, I really hope this will be enough compensation for your wasted time. Again, my apologies for my temporary secretary poor work performance with all the documents. I expected my more professionalism from a German woman!"

"Don't worry, Mr. McMurphy, your apologies are accepted. And I think, I'll inculcate this work discipline practice in my firm. Looks like it's quite effective! At least, to relief all your stress from your employees poor working!"

"AUA!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!!"

Result of Rivalry

*thoughts*: "Ouch! My poor bum! Damn you, Belinda! You, fat ass German fool! Didn't I warn you, that teasing this Russian guy is very bad idea?!"

Feckless Question

 

Bad Memories

 

When Your Rival Is Your Boss...

Regretting Her Decision

 

Inflexibility

 

"Well, Miss Krüger, if you're mind is so inflexible, you'd better have a inflexible body, since I'll not stop this caning, until you won't touch your toes without bending your knees!"

Lease

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! But you are just a maid! AUTSCH!!! You should obey me! AUTSCH!!!"

"Yes, when Sir Baskerville rent his mansion and his garden out, my services were included. But the rules, he set, are still remaining in force! And I'm here not just to serve you, but also to supervises them being enforced! So, yes, you're in charge here, Miss Krüger, but I'll teach you not to rule the roost!"

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!"

 

Winner and Loser

"When Molly suggested Belinda a bet, the German was so sure, that she'll win, that she agreed to Britishgirl's condition, that the loser will receive a spanking from Molly's French boyfriend. He promised Molly, that he'll whip her lightly, but lucky for him, the loser was Belinda...

Nettle Soup

"AUTSCH!!!!"

"Well, mademoiselle Krüger, I'm very appreciate for your application to saving my budget. But you know what? It's just awful to eating only nettle soup for a whole damned month! I really hope, you're not offended, but this is the only way to show you, that I'm fed to the teeth with these goddamned nettles!"

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

Pacificator

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! Bitte, stop! AUA!!!"

"No, Miss! When you started your party, I warned you, that I won't tolerate any noisy drunk tourists in my night watch! Especially, drunk and noisy German tourist, dressed like a slut!"

A Real German Quality

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Nothing personal, mademoiselle! All I want is to check the vaunted quality of a German teflon!"

"AUSTCH!!!"

Audience Will Decide