Nettle Soup

"AUTSCH!!!!"

"Well, mademoiselle Krüger, I'm very appreciate for your application to saving my budget. But you know what? It's just awful to eating only nettle soup for a whole damned month! I really hope, you're not offended, but this is the only way to show you, that I'm fed to the teeth with these goddamned nettles!"

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

Woe to the Vanquished

Too Late to Apologise

"Howl! Forgive me! I will not hunt your sheeps ever again! I promise! Let me go, please! Whoops! Why do you need stinging nettles?!"

Babysitter's Troubles

Belinda Krüger was pretty sure that working as a babysitter in an American family would be a perfect opportunity to improve her English and earn some money in the same time. Actually she was more governess then a just babysitter. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis were very nice people, but their teenage daughter Rebecca was not happy about to have a governess or babysitter. She was pretty sure that she's too old for that. So she started to look for any opportunity to make the German's life harder right from the day Belinda arrived.

On the third day Belinda and Becky were playing tennis, when Becky throw the ball over the fence to their neighbor's yard. Evil girl knew that their neighbor, Mrs. Cooper will be furious if she'll catch anyone on her land without her permission. But Belinda didn't know that, so she agreed to return the tennis ball and climbed over the fence without fear.

Belinda looked around and saw the ball near a thicket of stinging nettles. But when she already bend to take it, a heavy hand lied over her shoulder.

"Who the hell are you?" asked a tall African American woman "What are you doing in my garden? Oh, do you want to taste, what's growing here? I will make you taste something!" she bend over and pull out a big bunch of stinging nettles. Before Belinda opened her mouth Mrs. Cooper made her bend over, firmly holding the girl by her hand, pulled up her denim mini-skirt and pulled down her panties.

"AUTSCH!!!! What do you think are you doing? AUA!!! I just wanted to bring back my tennis ball! AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!! That stings! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!!" Belinda shouted with a thick German accent.

"What the fuck is this accent, sneak? I can't understand any bloody word! But I'm pretty sure, you'll got my point without any word!" Mrs. Cooper said, powerfully striking Belinda's naked bottom with the stinging nettles. The nettles stung poor German girl again and again mercilessly making her plump buttocks burn like on fire. Belinda bawled in pain and kicked her legs desperately.

Belinda and Mrs. Cooper didn't notice Rebecca, who was peeping at the punishment right from the beginning. She laughed and really enjoyed the show.

It were a very long minutes. Mrs. Cooper didn't stop the punishment until the bunch of the stinging nettles was completely ruined. Belinda's bottom was stung all over. Finally the strict woman stopped and looked over her work.

"I hope you learned your lesson, sneak!" she said "And now get out from my garden, if only you didn't want get another thrashing right now! You have time to run, until I pull out another bunch!" and she bend over to pull some nettles.

Belinda run away sobbing in pain. She climbed over the fence really quickly and only after it started to trimming herself up. She surely won't to show Rebecca any evidence of her painful misfortune. She still didn't notice that evil girl peeped all her punishment. So Belinda wiped away her tears, pulled down her skirt and walked to Rebecca smiling and holding the ball.

All the way home poor German couldn't do anything but rubbed her sore bottom again and again through the skirt, while American secretly laughed at her misfortune.