Lawyer

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!"

"Well, Miss Krüger, when I caught you in my office searching for compromising evidence on your boyfriend, we did agree that it was either this spanking or I would call the police..."

"And you will give me the evidence afterwards, right?.."

"Oh, I think I'll change our deal a bit; since this is being recorded on camera, I think I won't give you anything but this spanking!"

"AUTSCH!!! Was?! But you... AUTSCH!!!"

"I am altering the spanking, pray I do not alter it further!"