Lost in Translation

Belinda was visiting USA.

She was walking through the countryside and decided to cut off a corner and walk through someone's parcel of land. But the owner noticed the German girl, caught her and started to undo his belt, going to punish her for trespassing.

"Nein! Nein!" Belinda exclaimed in horror.

"Well, I was going to give you only five strokes." the man said "but if you insist on nine..."