"Well, well, well... So, young Miss thief, I can just call the police, or you may strip down to pay the price for your misdeeds." |
"Well, what ever you say, Herr Professor!" *thoughts* "This old impotent fool will just touch me in... some places... and then let me go! Maybe I will even take something as a 'compensation'!" |
"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!! AU!!!! Poooolice!!! AUA!!! AU!!! AU!!! Please, call the police! AUA!!!!" |
Superhero Dad saves the day & gets to the bottom of the problem.
ReplyDelete"Why I sure am gonna teach you a lesson in good values, Missy. I am gonna give you a sound spanking on your bare bottom with my faithful cane. Exactly like I punished my two young daughters back in the day when they gotten naughty.
They sure grew up to be happy, successful, responsible, accountable & cordial, good citizens of the State, young lady. I trust you will grow up to be the same & see the error of your ways. No need to call the police. You will discard your wretched deeds of a felon. Now bend over at once!"
Strict Mommy Brenda xx