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Tuesday, September 4, 2018

A Cat Burglar

"Well, well, well... So, young Miss thief, I can just call the police, or you may strip down to pay the price for your misdeeds."
"Well, what ever you say, Herr Professor!"

*thoughts*

"This old impotent fool will just touch me in... some places... and then let me go! Maybe I will even take something as a 'compensation'!"
"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!! AU!!!! Poooolice!!! AUA!!! AU!!! AU!!! Please, call the police! AUA!!!!"

1 comment:

  1. Superhero Dad saves the day & gets to the bottom of the problem.

    "Why I sure am gonna teach you a lesson in good values, Missy. I am gonna give you a sound spanking on your bare bottom with my faithful cane. Exactly like I punished my two young daughters back in the day when they gotten naughty.

    They sure grew up to be happy, successful, responsible, accountable & cordial, good citizens of the State, young lady. I trust you will grow up to be the same & see the error of your ways. No need to call the police. You will discard your wretched deeds of a felon. Now bend over at once!"
    Strict Mommy Brenda xx

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