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Friday, December 14, 2018

A Clumsy Maid

"Belt this German dirty dog well, Frederick! If you're hiring servants from the continent, then train them well! I hope, you'll hand me the belt, so I'll show you how to do this right!"

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Monday, December 3, 2018

The Dirndl

"Au! Au! When she told me to put on my dirndl instead my usual maid uniform today I thought she wanted her guests to be sure, that I am a German! Au! Au! Not to make me totally feel that I am German and received a spanking from an Englisch Lady! Au! Au!"

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Wage Negotiations

"I hired you to do a job, and you show up like this?!"

"AUTSCH!!! Pay me more... AUTSCH!!! ...then minimum wage... AUTSCH!!! ...and you will get results! AUTSCH!!!"

"I'm getting results right now!"