Big Mistake

"Hold still, bitch! Let James introduce this slutty German ass of yours to traditional American wooden paddle! James, please, make this German bitches remember good, what happens to the sluts, who're stupid enough to flirting with husbands in front of their wives in good old USA!"

Christmas Shoplifter

"AU!!! AU!!! Herr, please! AU!!! I am sorry! AU!!!"

"Jackson! Please, tell Miss Rose, I'll be too busy to change to Santa for next twenty minutes! But I have a better idea! Tell her, she may invite our little guests here, so they may see, what happens to thieves and learn a lesson from this German tourist's fate!"

"Was?! Nein! AUA!!!"

In the Memory of Normandy Beach

When Sgt. Payne was send to turn the protesters out-of-doors, he was pretty sure, that he'll just say them the same words, he usually saying to annoying journalists. But when he saw an arrogant German girl, he remembered his grandfather, who was a soldier in WW2 and took a part in Normandy Beach invasion. So Sgt. decided to continue the tradition in a more peaceful way...

Reflection

"Au! Mein arme Popo! Lord Vetrum was right... I will better to keep a still tongue in my head, while I am a guest in his mansion, or I will not be able to put on any underwear until I will leave... Au!"

The Dispute

"AUTSCH!!! Lord Baskerville, I beg you! AUA!!!! Is this a way to dispute about the literature?! AUA!!! How can a gentleman treat a lady like this?! AUTSCH!!!"

"Our century brought many good things if we'll speak about an enlightenment, but surely corrupted European minds, making them thinking, that a women may speak their opinion about the literature and interrupt a gentlemen's disputes! Fortunately, here, in Great Britain, we're true to tradition! And while you're living in my mansion, Lady von Braunschwiz, you'd better to remember this!"

Suffragettes

"I insist, Sir, no prudery! Pull her drawers down and show her a proper British discipline!"

"But Sir, these two are a ladies!"

"Yes, Sir. But the first thing - they're Germans, and we both know, how vulgar those women from the Continent! And what's more important, they're the suffragettes! So, they surely can not be ashamed by be baring in front of men! They're fighting for the gender equality after all!"

"Your arguments are perfect Sir! But we want to spank into their fat Continental buttocks, that such an equality is quite impossible, don't we?"

A Clumsy Maid

"Belt this German dirty dog well, Frederick! If you're hiring servants from the continent, then train them well! I hope, you'll hand me the belt, so I'll show you how to do this right!"