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Friday, December 4, 2020

Christmas Shoplifter


"AU!!! AU!!! Herr, please! AU!!! I am sorry! AU!!!"

"Jackson! Please, tell Miss Rose, I'll be too busy to change to Santa for next twenty minutes! But I have a better idea! Tell her, she may invite our little guests here, so they may see, what happens to thieves and learn a lesson from this German tourist's fate!"

"Was?! Nein! AUA!!!"

6 comments:

  1. "Ho Ho Ho Miss Kruger. I'll sure give you a Santa-red botty to match your accessories. Why yes, a rohrstock on your bare popo is not just for Christmas, young lady!"
    Strict Mommy Brenda xx

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  2. "Why yes, I call it the Rudolph Rohrstock, Miss Kruger. Your popo will be as red & shiny as his nose! So you can cool it down in the snow, already!"
    Strict Mommy Brenda xx

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  3. Rosy cheer!

    Enjoy Advent & the approach to Christmas, right now, Belinda :-)

    Why yes, of course I imagine you as a naughty lil' girl bending over the sofa by the Christmas tree for twelve smacks of the Rohrstock on your big, bare alabaster-white buttocks ;-)

    "Oh yes, Belinda, young lady." said Strict Mommy Brenda,
    "Just what Santa & Krampus ordered: the nasty mommy-approved, rohrstock cane on tender, bare botties for naughty lil' girls like you who try to discover their presents on 6 December, already. How dare you!"

    SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!...

    It goes without saying !
    Hugs, thanks & spanks.
    Strict mommy Brenda xx

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    1. Thank you very much! :)

      AUTSCH!!!! AUTSCH!!!! AUTSCH!!! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!!!

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