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Friday, October 1, 2021

Long Cold Winter

"So, darling, you said, it's quite cold in Berlin this year?"

"Yes, my dear! The Germans are feeling cold, I suppose."

"I don't doubt our au pair will sent the most warm wishes to her people! Am I right, Miss Krüger?"

*thoughts* "Ugh! Why Herr und Frau Norris are always joking and alluding, when it's so obvious, that I'll got my ass spanked?! It's so offensively and humiliating!"

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  1. "Shall I fetch the family Rohrstock cane for Miss Kruger's bare Po ?" Said Herr Morris, "after all, it sure kept our two daughters on the straight and narrow?!"

    "No, thank you!" said Frau Brenda Norris, "that will not be necessary, right now. I think 'mommy's here best friend' at one end, & a shot of gluhwein at the other, will provide sufficient warmth for the time being. Now, pull down you knickers at once, Miss Kruger. You naughty lil' girl!!"
    Strict Mommy Brenda xx

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