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| "Whoops!.." "You're about to feel 'WHOOSH'." |
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| "What..." *WHOOSH!!!* "AUTSCH!!!" "...did I say..." *WHOOSH!!!* "AUA!!!" "...about swearing at me, girl?" *WHOOSH!!!* "AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!" *WHOOSH!!!* "AUA!!!" *WHOOSH!!!* "AUTSCH!!!* |
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| "AUTSCH!!! Please, no more! AUTSCH!!!!" |
Southern (dis) Comfort for Lil' Miss Kruger
ReplyDelete" NOW! Just you listen to me, Miss Kruger, " said Momma Brenda furiously.
"Your backside needs a darn good switchin' !
I am REAL MAD at you my girl !"
"Oh my! I am soooo sorry, Ma'am. Please !!" said Belinda alarmingly, staring at the flexible, rattan, rod of correction (AKA the dreaded "botty smacker" in residence).
"Pray, Kruger, what did you ask me only last week ?" said Momma Brenda stridently.
"Why Ma'am, I asked you why your two beautiful daughters are (nearly) always so impeccably well-behaved Ma'am ?" said Belinda.
"And what answer did I give you, Miss Kruger ?"
"GULP!...Well, Ma'am you said that when your girls are naughty, without exception or compromise, you will lift up their dresses, pull down their panties, bend them over your hip, and GULP! ...you will then cane them on their tender, bare botties good n sound, Ma'am ! That is the punishment"
"Yes, that is exactly right, Kruger. Well remembered !"
"So please...tell me now, young lady," said Momma Brenda, "when you steal my bourbon. And when you disobediently go against my wishes, already: PRAY, Miss Kruger, how exactly do you think I am going to punish you ?! "
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK !
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
SMACK!
(a baker's dozen in old money)
Hugs n thanks, Belinda
Good Lady Brenda xx
Brilliant! :) Thanks :)
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