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"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, you! Hadn't you see the warning? Or can't you read? Judging by these words, you're screaming after each stroke, it looks so! What a silly German tourist! Next time, when you'll go to any country, you'd better to learn even the necessary minimum words! But don't worry. I guess I can give you some English lessons before we'll finish this!"