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Showing posts with label Artist: Asa Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Artist: Asa Jones. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2022

The Fate

"Mein Gott! Maybe this is not that necessary, Frau Jones?"

"Shut up, bare that fat German ass of yours and bend over, Miss Krüger! This vase survived two World Wars not to just be crushed by a clumsy foolish maid! A lesson in accuracy is very necessary for you!"
"Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo! But maybe that was a fate of this vase to be... AUTSCH!!!"

"Maybe that was the fate of your fat butt to be bruised by this bath brush!"

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

An Exhibit


"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

"Well, Miss, for trying to immortalize your name by  scratching it on the 15th century town hall's wall, you will become a part of exhibit! You will stay just like this until the clock will strike!"

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Performance

"No, mademoiselle Krüger, your performance is just awful! But don't worry! I found the way to entertain our guests! Yes, scream and wag this lazy German ass of yours as much, as you can!"