Front-Pager

A German journalist wanted to write a sensation, which surely would be put on a front-page. So she sneaked into a famos French movie star's hotel number to snoop everything around. Unfortunately, the star and her producer arrived before she could sneak out. The German got a very stinging sensation, which she could not to put on anywhere.

He Was Serious

"Miss Krüger, when I warned you that a poor work performance will earn your German ass a good old whipping, it was not a 'stupid American joke'!"