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Showing posts with label toy shovel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toy shovel. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Sunburn

"Well, I can stand, that you came here and wags this slutty German butt of yours around my boyfriend! But how dare you criticize my body in front of everyone! Oh, on this beach you'll get such a tanning, that you'll be just like sunburned!"

 

Sunday, June 21, 2020

Sand Castle

"AU!!! Frau, what do you think you are doing?! AU!!! Stop it! AUA!!!"

"I spend a two hours building this castle, and you ruined it in a second! And you even didn't apologies! It looks like just my hand isn't enough! Oh, what a luck! My toy shovel!"

"Nein! AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Russian Mother

"AUTSCH!!! But Frau, enough already! AUTSCH!!!!"

"After you made my son cry? No way, bitch!"

"AUTSCH!!! But that was an accident! AUTSCH!!! I did not crush that sand castle on purpose! AUTSCH!!!!"

"Well, at least, not he laughs, seeing you squirming and moaning over my knee. And as the saying goes in Russia: for inadvertently beat fiercely! So, I suppose I'll give this arrogant German ass of yours at least twelve more!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"