Deadline

When the boss said, that poor job will be punished properly, the German temp didn't thought that the paddle he hold was not just for a window dressing...

Animal Instincts

"I warned you, that it'll be a very important assembly! All the ancient aristocracy will made me honor with their presence! And you! I told you to get dressed appropriately! And you dare to appear with no panties!"

"Emm... Well... The Moon was full just a few days ago! And almost all my clothes became ruined! You know, how it always happens, Master!"

"All I know, you're disgracing me with your wolf instincts!"

Rude Awakening

Belinda Krüger and her American friend Beverly were walking through a countryside in Texas. Belinda got tired, so Beverly decided to take a nap in a local woodshed. Beverly was pretty sure, that no one will blame they for that. The awakening was pretty unpleasant for both girls...

Surrender!

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! I surrender! I surrender! Please, no more!"

"I will not to see you again around this house and this village! Those piggies are sharing a good cheese with me, and my mousehole here is very comfortable. So I'll take care of anyone, who'll even try to hunt them!"

An Unclosed Door

"Ja, Jonathan! I will leave my workplace in a hour earlier today! That old hag Mrs. Williamson will not... Whoops!"

"What did you to say about leaving your workplace, Miss Krüger? And how did you just call me?"

"No one leaves their workplaces in my office without my permission! Is that clear, Miss Krüger?"

"Ja, Frau Williamson! Au! Au! Au!"

"And if you'll call me an old hag ever again, I'll break this ruler on this fat German ass of yours!"

Green Become Red

"Yes, I am the knight, so I can't slay a woman, even a vile bantling like you, but that doesn't matter, that I'll sent you free with no punishment!"

Time to Cool

When a German tourist said to a Russian tourist that with Russian's type of a figure the Russian should forget about wearing bikini, she quickly found herself thoroughly spanked and without a bra, "right like the Germans so love to take a sunbath"

No Way!

"I'm working in this company for 20 years! And I'm working really hard! And what? A blonde white bimbo gets the promotion just walking around the office in a mini skirt! No, ma'am! No way!"

Nothing Personal

"Nothing personal, Miss Krüger, but Mrs. Wilson wanted me to make it clear for you, that she doesn't want to see you in her house any more time!"

I'm Not Your Mother!

"Well, Helga, I'm not your mother, just a landlady, so I don't care if you're returning home at 4 am! But if you're returning home at 4 am and make a noise!"

A Heplful Hand

The Question of the Day

Good Citizen

Familiar Words