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Saturday, December 28, 2019

Choppy Fashion

"How did you call this? A modern clothing? You beasts surely have no taste! But I'm sure I can remind you the time of our greatness! With a right implement... Bring me a cat o'nine tails!"

Vampire Night Club

"How many times should I repeat - alertness! Don't you have a nose?! How could you not to smell a goth-human under all that stupid makeup?! You Teeming with fleas fool!"

Warm Winter

Martha Müller, a German student, always wanted to visit Russia to see a real Russian winter. Some things she found strange, some - surprising, some - outrageous. But she was really shocked, when a Russian guy spanked her after she hit his girlfriend on a ice rink and apologized with a thick accent

Monday, December 16, 2019

The Tail Trouble

"AUTSCH!!! But it is just easy for me... AUTSCH!!! ...without any panties! AUTSCH!!! My tail always rips them, when I'm transforming! AUTSCH!!!"

"My principles are three hundred years old! And I surely won't change them just for someone's teeming with fleas tail's comfort, deary!"

Saturday, December 14, 2019

The Spanking Breeze

Wolf Fang was a quite young and very ambitious orcess. She was a thief and always wanted to make a really great burglary or even a robbery. When she heard about a dwarfs's merchantman laden with the dwarfs's gold, she thought that it's her chance to make a name in gangland. She asked the captain for a couchette on a board. He thought that just a one passenger won't be a big problem, and agreed.

When the ship went to the open sea, Wolf Fang sneaked to the chest and picked the lock. When she opened the chest and saw the golden coins, she laughed in triumph. Suddenly a heavy hand in a mitten lay down over her shoulder.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" the dwarf captain asked in a stern voice.

"Whoops!"

"Madame Wolf Fang, I suppose? What do you think are you doing here?"

"Mine can explain myself! This is not what your is thinking about!"

Orcess gulped.. Without any more words, the dwarf pulled her by hair away from the chest
The captain forced the thief to stay on all fours, stepped on her hair and raised the cat o'nine tails.

"Oh, I know how to teach a naughty thievish girl a lesson!" he said and give Wols Fang's upturned butt a powerful stroke. Few seconds later the lash's strokes over a bare skin and the orcess howling filled with pain were heard for a miles around the ship.

"Oh, what a surprise! I never thought, that a green skin can turn red! Did you know that, Wolf Fang?" the dwarf teased poor orcess, while continue thrashing her plump bottom properly.

"OUCH!!! EYOOW!!!! YARAAAA!!!! Butt! Butt hurt! Wolf's Fang's butt hurt a lot!" unlucky thief bawled in pain.
When the whipping was finally over, Wolf Fang's buttocks and even thighs were full covered with a searing stripes. The orcess hardly stand up but started the brat war dance immediately, trying to get even a little relief from the sting.

"OW!!! OW!!! OUCH!!! Hurt! Hurt! OW!!! Butt hurt! OW!!!! Wolf Fang's butt hurt! OUCH!!! OW!!! Butt hurt very bad! OW!!!" the orcess complained.

"And now listen me very carefully, scumbag! If I will saw you anytime anywhere again, I'll think that Wolf Fang wants to get another very thoroughly thrashing! Understood?"

"Yes... OW!!!"

"Ok "lady", you've had enough punishment, time to go!"

"B-b-u-u-t-t, your can't dump mine in the ocean!" the orcess stutters.

"Oh, your fine, the land isn't THAT far away!".

"Au! Ow! Au! But Wolf Fang's bottom is so sore! Mine barely can walk! How could mine swim?!"

"Poorly, I'm guessing!"
Wolf Fang tried to protest but a powerful kick made her fly out from the board.

"Remember, tell other orc skanks what happens when you mess with a Dwarf!" the captain shouted.

"OUCH!!! Oh, no! The water is salted! Wolf Fang's butt is so sore! EYOOW!!!" and with a loud SPLASH Wolf Fang disappeared under water just to bobbed up few seconds later, moaning in pain and awkwardly swimming to the waterside.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

The Reenactment

Tina and her friend Belinda were excited about joining an 18th-century battle reenactment event, but found out too late that this particular group had a rather more hardcore approach to camp discipline than most...

Arena

"Don't kill that Hun! Just whip her barbaric ass well for our amusement!"

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

The Price of the Crime

When a German tourist in Great Britain tried to steal some apples from a local's garden and got caught, she was quite happy when he allowed her to help him to make some cider instead of calling the police. But she was terrible surprised, when she found out, how he will encourage her to work harder

Saturday, December 7, 2019

No Howling in City!


"How many times should I warn you? No howling in the flat, no assaults in broad daylight! And we'll start from the distant districts!"


"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! Do not do this! AUA!!! Please! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!! I will not fright our neighbors ever again! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! AU!!! Bess, dear, please, no more! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!"

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Roman Law

When Teutonic women tried to attack the Roman squad in the morning, the centurion decided to teach this barbarians a lesson the most civilized way

A Lucky Patient

"Are you sure, this is the only way our hospital can apologize to you, Herr Goldberg?"

"This is the only way, doctor Krüger! The only way!"

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Mirror, Mirror...

Autsch!!! Autsch!!! Well, it was a very bad idea to flirt with that crazy Italian's boyfriend... Autsch!!! Was that worth it! Au! Au!