Happy New Year!

Big Bad She-Wolf

"Well, Fröken Krüger, if you really want to behave yourself like a wild beast, you should know, what is usually way to tame such an animal!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

Tips

"OUCH!!! How dare you, German slut?! OUCH!!!"

"Well, my dear British lady, all you need to do, was to give me some tips! And after all these insults, I suppose, I need to teach you a good manners!"

"OUCH!!! Screw you! OUCH!!!"

Cactus Butt

"AU!!! Sonya, be careful! AUTSCH!!!"

"I'm trying my Best, Belinda!"

"AUA!!! Mein Popo!"

"What a selfish girl you are! Don't you feel sorry for a poor little cactus you ruined with your butt?"

"AUTSCH!!! Very funny! AUTSCH!!!"

"Hold still, Cactus Butt!"

"AUA!!!"

 

Tips

"You dared to serve me a warm beer and then ask for tips?! Take them all!"

A Lesson of Silence

On a beach near Sochi Belinda and Alicia were arguing about, who'll win in a windsurfing competition - Germany or France. Their arguing became louder and louder, so an Ukrainian tourist, who was sunbathing near them, took her belt and gave both girls a lesson, how to behave in a public place

Belinda Vs. the Wasps of St. Friard

Prized Apples

Belinda did not take the warnings about crazy old Miss Harker seriously, but she was very curious about her prized apples. She should probably have been more careful...

In hindsight, Belinda might have counted herself lucky that crazy old Miss Harker only loaded her shotgun with non-lethal shells. At the time, though, she did not feel particularly fortunate.

It was a very slow, embarrassing and uncomfortable walk home for poor Belinda.

Belinda finally made it over to her friend Sonya's place, but the uncomfortable ordeal of having all the pellets picked out of her bottom remained. Fortunately, Sonya's experienced at this kind of thing by now and it all went - well, not painlessly, but efficiently.

Poor Belinda could not sit down for a week after this, and even then it was quite a while before she sat comfortably on anything but the softest of cushions.

The Reenactment

Tina and her friend Belinda were excited about joining an 18th-century battle reenactment event, but found out too late that this particular group had a rather more hardcore approach to camp discipline than most...