Silver Forks

"Hold her tight, Gervaise! So, Belinda, did you thought, that I won't found that a half of my silver forks disappeared? Oh, I'll show you the difference between the German training and the Belgian discipline!"

Ancient Rivalry

Although historically their two cultures shared an intense rivalry, some vampire clans had been known to co-exist with werewolves - provided the latter could be brought to heel, of course.

Music Connecting People

“NeuNunDNeUnZig LuFtBaLlons!…”

The shrill voice of an intoxicated Belinda Krüger blared through the bar’s speakers. After the pandemic had ended, the young German blonde had decided that she needed a vacation, and what better vacation than a paradise island, white sandy beaches and happy hour cocktail nights?

She’d packed her bag, mostly bikinis and beach towels, all in the colours of the German flag. She found that it was always a great conversation starter when she was abroad, and she liked meeting new people… even though it often ended up with her bottom a burning, bright red. She didn’t really know why, but it was the way these things went. Thinking about it, she had also packed a few bottles of lotion, just in case…

That night, much to her delight, was Karaoke night at the bar she had found herself frequenting. The place was nice, the drinks cheap and well mixed. There was a stage where concerts, lectures, improv had happened before, and where the singers were that night. Well, singer, singular. With most patrons busy drinking and socialising, she was already on her third song. More than a few drinks in, she had started badly, and it wasn’t getting any better. 

“Auf iHrEm WeG zUm HoRiZOnt!…”

She continued belting out the words, out of tune and slightly behind on the music. In her drunk ears, it sounded perfect, and she bellowed the lyrics in what she thought was a sultry singer’s voice. More and more patrons were looking at her, frowning. Some were shaking their heads, some wincing and covering their ears. Even the barmen and barmaids were rising an eyebrow. With drunk tourists coming around every Karaoke night, they should have been used to it, but she was particularly bad. Belinda turned around and started wiggling her bikini-clad round buttocks while the song played on, oblivious to the increasingly disapproving crowd.

As she was about to start butchering the third verse, a man got up to her. An athletic, mid-thirties guy, he was only wearing knee-long shorts and sandals, with a lei, a flower garland, covering his muscular chest. Not bad looking, Belinda thought, looking over her shoulder as he came closer. Eastern European, maybe? Maybe Russian? In a heavily accented English, he said:

“I think it’s time you stop!”

Definitely Russian. She ignored him and carried on singing and waggling her derrière enticingly. What was he going to do, huh? She laughed and jumbled the next words in the song.

“Hey! Devochka! I’m talking to you!” the man said, and she made a show of ignoring him. The man banged his glass down on a nearby table and leapt on stage, going for her microphone. She splashed the drink she was holding in his face, and it went all over the flower garland. If she was hoping it would stop him, she was very wrong. With a grunt, he grabbed the microphone in one hand and her arm in the other.

“Oh you like singing, da? I have a song for you!”

Frowning, he dragged a stool over with his foot and sat down, still on stage, bringing her down over his knees in one swift movement. The music was still playing.

“Was?” Belinda cried, “What are you doing?! Hör auf! Stop!”

“Nyet!” was the only response as his hand came slamming down on her ass, over the German-coloured bikini bottoms. She yelled, in anger, surprise, and in pain. How dare he! He was ruining the song! In her drunken state, she hadn’t registered yet that everybody in the bar had stopped their conversation and were staring at them.

Slap! Slap! Slap!, the man started smacking her bottom to the rhythm of the song. She could see the metronome on screen counting 193 bpm. A few seconds in and her bottom was already burning. AUTSCH! she yelled, “Stop! Mein Popo!”

“Sing, then, little njémka! What are the lyrics again?”, the Russian man laughed, and he mockingly started singing “Ninety nine red bottoms… Spanked in the summer bar!”

The slap continued, and so did the song, “Ninety-nine slaps of the hand… For a very drunk German!”

Somehow, the bad rhyme worked in his accent. Slap! Slap! Slap!, he didn’t miss a beat. She bit her lip not to cry out in pain. Someone from the public yelled:

“Ninety-nine well spanked buttocks… I like my whisky on the rocks!”

The whole bar erupted in laughter, and tears of pain streamed down Belinda’s cheeks. Her drunken haze was clearing out fast, and her bottom burned with pain. Another patron came to the stage and grabbed the microphone:

“Ninety-nine bad girls in town… Let’s pull her bikini down!” he sang with a grin.

More laughter, and the microphone got passed around as the Russian man grabbed her bikini bottoms and pulled them down to her thighs. “Nein! Nein! Das kannst du nicht machen! You can’t!” Belinda yelled, and tried to get them back up, or at least cover herself, but there was nothing she could do and the slaps fell harder on her naked cheeks. Crimson as they were, they were only getting redder by the minute. More people joined in the song:

“Ninety-nine smacks, that’s quite rough… But I don’t think she’s had enough!”

Laughs and appreciative whistling, more hard slaps on her bottom. People were holding their phone up, filming the whole thing. Someone pushed a button on the Karaoke machine and the song started playing again from the start. “Ach du großer Gott!”, Belinda moaned.

“Ninety-nine hard slaps and more… I think she needs an encore!” sang a woman. Slaps hit Belinda’s thighs and made her cry out. She kicked her legs, but it only made her round cheeks wiggle more, much to the delight of the audience. There were cheers and laughs as they bounced and wobbled with each slap, the noise blending with the music.

“Ninety-nine slaps on her butt… That’ll teach that German slut!” sang a young local that she had been flirting with earlier. Again and again, the Russian man’s big hands fell down on her ass. It would be bruised for days, she thought! And she only had bikinis to wear… Even if she went to a different part of the island, there would be no way to hide her shame… And with the videos being filmed, or even livestreamed, even people at home might see… “Ach, scheiße…”, she murmured…

“Ninety-nine smacks on her ass… Serves her well, that cheeky lass!” said an Irishman next, and on and on it went, people having the time of their life while her bottom was thoroughly punished, and her dignity reduced to nothing.

After the song was played a third time, she was sobbing and begging, and the Russian man took pity on her at last. But her ordeal was far from over. Lifting her up, he made her stand on stage, her hands over her head while people came up to take pictures and selfies next to her glowing red bottom. When the bar finally closed , she pulled her bikini bottoms up and ran into the night and to her hotel. Once in her room, she was glad to have packed lotion. Once more, she would have to sleep on her belly. And in her head, she could still hear the song…

“Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?

Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich…”

Paying the Rent

 

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!!"

"OUCH!!! My bottom! OW!!!"

"Well, well, well. When I rented my apartments to you two, I supposed that a girls from Europe would be disciplined and punctual enough! And what I got? You overdue rent for the second time! Looking now at your European asses, I need to say, that neither British nor the German girls aren't used for a good old American wooden paddle! But I had enough! If you will overdue payment ever again, I'll paddle you two hard enough to make you remember our meeting for the next month every time you two will try to sit down!"

Feckless Question

 

A Natural Whip

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Pfui! Oh, I hate this! AU!!! Du, blöde Kuh! AUA!!!"

"Look at the bright side, Belinda. At least, the farmer didn't get us the whip! I bet you, it would be much more painful!"

"Ugh! AUA!!! Verdammt! But it would be also much less humiliating! AUTSCH!!!" 

Naughty Princess

*sniff* "Boohoo!!! But how did you even dared to do this to me?! Bawl!"

"Well, Your Highness, your father decided, that it is time to finally grow up for you. And now you should feel all the responsibility for any your words and actions!"

Dancing Queen

"Au! Au! Mein arme Popo! Ugh! 'Relax and hear some music' they said! Why no one did not warn me, that it is not good idea to hear loud music to relax and dance in the night? Boohoo!"

Bad Memories

 

Animal Instinct

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Okay! Okay! I got your point! You just hate to lose. But it is not my fault that my bike is faster then your "Jaguar"! You can not leave me like this! And what do you mean, that since I am wearing a patch with a wolf on my waistcoat, your wild cat instincts are forcing you to do this?!"

One Lucky Day on a Job

"Phew, what a day! I didn't thought that as a store detective I'll ever get tired from a manual labor! But I'm surely not complaining that these tourists shoplifters preferred to got their naughty asses belted by me instead of calling police..."

When Your Rival Is Your Boss...

Regretting Her Decision

 

A Girl from a Big City

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!! Why?! AUTSCH!!!"

"Well, I was totally right, when I doubt, that a city girl could be useful on a ranch even a bit! Are you really so dumb, that you can't see any difference between a bull and a cow?! I hope this good old switching will teach you, who you may milk and who - not!"

Not the Best Logics

"Au! Au! Au! Mein arme Popo! Well, girls, I need to say, that supposition "He just could not paddle all of us" only sounded logical, but was completely wrong... Au! Maybe should we not try to determine who is in fault the most?"