A British Solution to French-German Problem

"AIE!!! Mes fesses! AIE!!!"

"Hold still! This warming is just a warning - if you two will not pay the rent till end of the week, I'll paddle you two bare and throw out from this flat!"

"Au! Au! Mein Popo! But it is Donnerstag already..."

"What?!"

"AIE!!!"

"I mean, Thursday!"

"That's not my problem! And it looks like I need to give you two some English lessons to be sure, you'll understand me right! Pants down young ladies!"