Maid's Woe

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!"

"I don't know, how is it with this in Germany, but here in Great Britain you can lay in bed only if you're wearing your pyjamas and the bed is spread out! And of course as a maid in my mansion you should doing house chores, not laying in bed in the middle of the day! But don't worry! I'm sure some freshly cane stripes across this fat German butt of yours will teach you a good lesson!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUA!!! This will not happen again! AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUA!!!"