Maid's Woe

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!"

"I don't know, how is it with this in Germany, but here in Great Britain you can lay in bed only if you're wearing your pyjamas and the bed is spread out! And of course as a maid in my mansion you should doing house chores, not laying in bed in the middle of the day! But don't worry! I'm sure some freshly cane stripes across this fat German butt of yours will teach you a good lesson!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUA!!! This will not happen again! AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUA!!!"

Lady Penelope

Belinda really should have read the contract before signing it.
But Lady Penelope was so nice and to move from noisy old Rheinhausen, with a mansion out on the English country side, was to tempting.

 

Unrecognized Genius

"You will stay in the corner nose to the wall just like this for a half of a hour and think, why it is not a good idea drawing caricatures of your professors! And if I'll see any new sketch in your exercise book again, these six of the Best will be a picnic in comparison!"