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Thursday, November 17, 2022

English, stupid cow, do you speak it?!

"And now hear me very carefully, Miss Krüger! I don't care if your stupid friends in Europe don't speak English. I warned you before, that in my house you'll speak English only, so I won't have any reason to worry about you saying something bad about me, hiding behind language barrier! And your private talks are not an exception!"

2 comments:

  1. Oh dear !
    Rohrstock to bare botty. Boo-Hoos for our princess brat, Belinda.

    "And another thing, Miss Kruger....talkin' of European quirks, my wife tells me that naughty German daughters like you would traditionally be punished with the cane on their bare buttocks in good, traditional homes back in yore ?!

    So....the good lady Frau strongly approves of this Germanic custom, and has now purchased a quality, whippy, Rohrstock and is on her way back home right now to smack your bare, white botty good n hard, Kruger !
    Your poor, chubby, tender Po is in serious trouble Missy.
    Yes, bums across the ocean, but the past is indeed a different country.
    Keep your hands on your head!
    And ...you can keep the soap, already !"
    Kind regards
    Strict Mommy Brenda xx

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