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Thursday, November 17, 2022

English, stupid cow, do you speak it?!

"And now hear me very carefully, Miss Krüger! I don't care if your stupid friends in Europe don't speak English. I warned you before, that in my house you'll speak English only, so I won't have any reason to worry about you saying something bad about me, hiding behind language barrier! And your private talks are not an exception!"

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Break

Belinda had no idea how long she had been standing there, and she had no idea how long she had left. She knew better than the sneak a glance at the timer, especially knowing that Mr. Wilson was sitting right there. Sure, his nose was buried in the paper at the moment - but she didn't want to chance it.

She'd already made a bad situation worse, which is why she was in the corner in the first place. It all started when she broke a vase, when she had cleaning the house. She should have just taken the 24 paddle swats without talking back, but she couldn't help herself. Wilson had warned her several times throughout the punishment that she was pushing it, but when she really crossed the line was right after swat number 21. She couldn't help herself. "Scheiße! Mein arme Popo! That hurt! Verdammt, give me a break!!!", she yelled.

As soon as the words left her mouth, she knew she was in trouble.

"A break, you say? Ok. I can do that."

Wilson firmly took hold of Belinda's arm and marched her, with her pants still around her knees, to the wall. He firmly placed her hands on top of her head. "Don't move!". He sternly barked. Belinda knew better than to say a word.

Wilson disappeared for a moment and then returned. He stood directly behind Belinda. She heard a sound, but she couldn't tell what it was.

"You asked for a break, and I'm giving you a break. I've set the timer for one hour. That's your break. Then we'll start your paddling all over again from the start!"

"Aber Herr Wilson!!!!" she started to protest.

"And consider this your one warning. I'll be sitting right next to you reading the paper. If I hear one word, or look up and see you've moved your hands off of your head or your nose away from the corner, then I'm doubling the swats."

Belinda gulped hard, knowing she had no one to blame but herself.

Monday, September 26, 2022

Beach Woes

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! Molly, stop this! AUTSCH!!!"

"No way before you'll tearfully promise me to stay away from my boyfriend, German bitch!"

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Neighborhood Watch

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!" screamed Belinda. "But I can not do anything with how funny are you... AUA!!! ...looking in watering the plants in your bra and your hair in curlers for the all to see! AUTSCH!!!"

"Well, these plants should be watered anyway," replied Dorothy, between drags from the cigarette dangling from her lips. "And I won't tolerate a young lass laughing at me, spying on me over my fence. Maybe next time you will take care of your responsibilities."

"Bitte! AUTSCH!!! Just go inside!" Belinda pleaded, stomping her feet for effect. "You are being such a witch! AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!!"

"Careful with your tone there, young lady", snapped Dorothy. "Or I'll give you something to really be embarrassed about."

"You would not dare! AUTSCH!!!" protested Belinda. "Bitte, not right here... AUA!!! All your neighbour boys are staring at me... AUTSCH!!! I swear to God ..."

Belinda's words were cut off mid-sentence as old Texan woman gave her the most powerful strokes with the switch.

"Calling me names is one thing, young lady. But I will not have you taking the Lord's name in vain. Your parents should taught you better than that. But it seems you need a reminder"

"AUTSCH!!! Nein!!! AUTSCH!!! Bitte! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!" protested Belinda as the switch repeatedly landed over her plump bottom, leaving sore stripes.

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Ultimatum

"But Frau Nelson, maybe this is not that necessary?"

"Miss Krüger, I warned you, that I won't tolerate any laziness! And if you'll continue to wasting my time, this fat lazy German butt of yours will feel both sides of this hairbrush!"

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Hard Choice

"But Herr McNully, maybe this is not that necessary?"

"Hold still and shut up, Miss Krüger! You'd better not talk back to me, only if you don't want to feel all those implements on this fat German butt of yours right here and now!"

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Warning

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!

"Hold still, Krüger! This is just a hand spanking! Or do you want me show you, what a hairbrush can make of such a sensitive butt as yours?"

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Housework Motivation

Belinda and her employer, Mrs Brenda Simpson, are having a disagreement over everything from reasonable expectations to the dowdy maid's uniform. Finally Mrs Simpson has had enough and declares the German au pair may remove the offensive uniform as she'll have little need for it for a while as her bare bottom is paddled by solid wooden a hairbrush.

Sunday, May 1, 2022

You Are Next!

"Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo!"

"Hey! This is unfair! I paid my part of the rent! Just because Belinda got paddled for not overdue her part doesn't mean I should too."

"What kind of friend would you be if you didn't pay your fair share of what you both earned, Alicia? Your fat bottomed friend paid for overdue rent, you'll pay for not preventing her from spending too much money! Now bend over!"