Eco Spanking

 "AUA!!! Really Officer?! Are you sure we can not settle this with a good old fashioned speed ticket? AUA!!!"

"Sorry Miss, but didn't you asked yourself to solve this without a paperwork in the name of the zero paper policy? *WHACK!!!* So, in order to apply the zero paper policy now I'm reducing paperwork to the bare… erm… Minimum! *WHACK!!!* And you should be proud of yourself! *WHACK!!!* Everyone have to do their part to fight against global warming!" *WHACK!!!*

"AUTSCH!!!! I do not know much about global warming... AUTSCH!!! ...but the local warming growing over... AUTSCH!!! ...mein arme Popo feels very real! AUTSCH!!!"