Hold Tight

"Hold still, Miss! If you'll drop the baton, I'll give your naughty German butt to feel it's taste! And now I'll show you, how we're here dealing with the arrogant tourists, who don't follow local rules!"

Long Cold Winter

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Damn you, Alicia, this was your idea!"

"AIE!!! Please, stop! AIE!!! I told you, it was her! AIE!!!"

"Shut up, both of you! I don't care, who's fault it is, that I caught you two right near my woodshed, but since you're such a bad friends, I guess, you both deserve some switching to complete this punishment!"

Warm Welcome

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Bitte, stop! AUA!!!"

"Oh, no problem! We may stop, but in this case we'll just leave you here like this, and I have no idea, how will go back to town, since you don't know the road at all!"

"Yes, German! Don't be so grumpy! Think of this like as a welcoming!"

"A warm welcoming!"

"AUTSCH!!! Too warm! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!"

Memory Refreshing

"AU!!! AU!!! But why?! AU!!! Stop this! AU!!!"

"Oh, don't you remember last night? James, looks like this party queen really doesn't remember anything!"

"Yeah! Maybe should you pull her pants down to make this memory refreshing more effective?"

"Sounds like a great idea!"

"Was?! Nein! AUA!!!"

 

A True British Discipline

"AU!!! AU!!! But Frau Morris... AU!!!"

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! You supposed to prepare my house for the arrival of my guests! All supposed to be perfect! And what had you done!"

"Alice, please, this is really not this necessary!"

"No, Margot, this is that necessary! I want you to see, that if my German au pair shows such an awful working performance, I'll show her what a true British discipline is! And I want you to see, that I really care about my guests amusement!"

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

Awakening

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!!"

"I have no idea, in which time you usually awakes, Miss Krüger, but in my house the morning begins at five. For servants, like you, not in ten!"

A Thing for Spanking

Katzenjammer

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! Ugh! AUA!!! First I woke with a headache and now... AUTSCH!!!"

"Miss Krüger, did you really expected that you can disturbing the neighbours and leaving such a mess in my flat without any consequences?!"

"AU!!! But it is so early! AUA!!! I swear, I supposed to clean it... AUA!!! ...before the noon! AUTSCH!!!"

"It's twenty past three! I don't know, what time is it in Germany now, but her in US it's surely a time to dust one naughty German bottom!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

Shaken, Not Spilled!

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"I said 'Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred.' And especially, not spilled, Miss!"

"AUA!!!"

Santa's Naughty Helper

- You didn't really believe you would just to appear in public in Christmas day in that... erm... outfit, young lady. Don't you?

- Ow! But Herr Claus! This is not a 1850 anymore! Long fur coats sucks in 2022!

- Are you saying what?!

- AU!!! Bad choice of words! AUTSCH!!! But this is unfair! I am a Santa's helper in a beer restaurant not in a kindergarten! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!

A Visit From Krampus

"AU!!! AUTSCH!!! Okay, okay, I will pay all of those parking tickets!"

"It's too late for that, Fräulein Krüger! Now get in my sack!"

The Only Way

The best way to teach a naughty wolfy brat a lesson, tail yanked up and hindquarters smacked!

Little Red Riding Hood with a Red Riding Crop

"Where you're going, Little Red Riding Hood?"

"To my dear grandma."

"And why are you carrying that big red riding crop?"

"OOOWIEEEE!!!! HOOOWL!!!! OOOW!!!!"

"To whip your naughty ass soundly, you, wicked predator!"

"BAAAWL!!!!"

"EEEYOOOW!!!!"

"Why do you have so big soft buttocks, Big Bad She-Wolf? To be spanked strictly and soundly!"

Unothodox Methods