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Sunday, January 22, 2023

Hold Tight

"Hold still, Miss! If you'll drop the baton, I'll give your naughty German butt to feel it's taste! And now I'll show you, how we're here dealing with the arrogant tourists, who don't follow local rules!"

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Long Cold Winter

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Damn you, Alicia, this was your idea!"

"AIE!!! Please, stop! AIE!!! I told you, it was her! AIE!!!"

"Shut up, both of you! I don't care, who's fault it is, that I caught you two right near my woodshed, but since you're such a bad friends, I guess, you both deserve some switching to complete this punishment!"

Monday, January 16, 2023

Warm Welcome

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Bitte, stop! AUA!!!"

"Oh, no problem! We may stop, but in this case we'll just leave you here like this, and I have no idea, how will go back to town, since you don't know the road at all!"

"Yes, German! Don't be so grumpy! Think of this like as a welcoming!"

"A warm welcoming!"

"AUTSCH!!! Too warm! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!"

Friday, January 13, 2023

Memory Refreshing

"AU!!! AU!!! But why?! AU!!! Stop this! AU!!!"

"Oh, don't you remember last night? James, looks like this party queen really doesn't remember anything!"

"Yeah! Maybe should you pull her pants down to make this memory refreshing more effective?"

"Sounds like a great idea!"

"Was?! Nein! AUA!!!"


Thursday, January 12, 2023

A True British Discipline

"AU!!! AU!!! But Frau Morris... AU!!!"

"Hold still, Miss Krüger! You supposed to prepare my house for the arrival of my guests! All supposed to be perfect! And what had you done!"

"Alice, please, this is really not this necessary!"

"No, Margot, this is that necessary! I want you to see, that if my German au pair shows such an awful working performance, I'll show her what a true British discipline is! And I want you to see, that I really care about my guests amusement!"

"AU!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

Tuesday, January 10, 2023


"AU!!! Mein Popo! AU!!!"

"I have no idea, in which time you usually awakes, Miss Krüger, but in my house the morning begins at five. For servants, like you, not in ten!"

Saturday, January 7, 2023

A Thing for Spanking


"AUA!!! Mein Popo! Ugh! AUA!!! First I woke with a headache and now... AUTSCH!!!"

"Miss Krüger, did you really expected that you can disturbing the neighbours and leaving such a mess in my flat without any consequences?!"

"AU!!! But it is so early! AUA!!! I swear, I supposed to clean it... AUA!!! ...before the noon! AUTSCH!!!"

"It's twenty past three! I don't know, what time is it in Germany now, but her in US it's surely a time to dust one naughty German bottom!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

Thursday, January 5, 2023

Saturday, December 31, 2022

Santa's Naughty Helper

- You didn't really believe you would just to appear in public in Christmas day in that... erm... outfit, young lady. Don't you?

- Ow! But Herr Claus! This is not a 1850 anymore! Long fur coats sucks in 2022!

- Are you saying what?!

- AU!!! Bad choice of words! AUTSCH!!! But this is unfair! I am a Santa's helper in a beer restaurant not in a kindergarten! AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

A Visit From Krampus

"AU!!! AUTSCH!!! Okay, okay, I will pay all of those parking tickets!"

"It's too late for that, Fräulein Krüger! Now get in my sack!"

Sunday, December 4, 2022

Little Red Riding Hood with a Red Riding Crop

"Where you're going, Little Red Riding Hood?"

"To my dear grandma."

"And why are you carrying that big red riding crop?"


"To whip your naughty ass soundly, you, wicked predator!"



"Why do you have so big soft buttocks, Big Bad She-Wolf? To be spanked strictly and soundly!"