You'd Better Be Hurry!

"Au! Mein Popo! But how do you expect me going out with my bottom looking like this in my swimsuit only?!"

"It's not my problem Miss shoplifter! And you'd better to hurry up go out my store, before I'll count to ten, or I'll not just strap you naughty criminal butt again, but also call the police! And if I'll ever see you in this store ever again, I'll think, that you have come for another thrashing!"

Burning Backside

"His Excellency is merciful. He said, that 'auto da fe is not needed, since her backside is burning already'. So, you can go to the four winds. And try not to be caught in witchery ever again! But leave your dress here! It'll be burned instead of you! You're not a duchess or something, so you may go just like this!"

Beer Debate

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Oh? Good day, paní Grunžinovová! What's going on?"

"Good day, pán Stehno! This German tourist had said, that the Best beer in the whole world is German beer, so I thought I need to give her a lesson!"

"For sure paní! Give her more one dozen from me!"

"With a great pleasure, pán!"

"Nein! AUTSCH!!!"

Not a Spy

"Let me go! Please! I am just a German tourist! Not a spy! I just was playing "Pokemon Go", nothing more!"

"Well, lass, maybe you're saying the truth. But every military unit is a secure object!"

"I checked her phone! She told the truth."

"Well then. We won't report to our command or authorities, but you're German ass'll taste a Russian soldier belt for such a stupidity!"

"Oh, Scheiße, nein!"