Perfectionism

"We will continue, until you'll recite this poem without your foolish German accent, Krüger! And if you'll dare to stand on your heels, we'll start all over again!" 

Foreign Exchange Welcoming

"Look closely, Tina!"

SWISH!!! CRACK!!!

"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!! Mein Popo!!! AU!!!"

"Look closely, what this swishy stinging rattan cane made of these lazy German's buttocks!"

SWISH!!! CRACK!!!

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott!!! AUA!!!"

"And remember - if you'll behave poorly, you'll find yourself in Belinda's place!"

"Gasp!"

SWISH!!! CRACK!!!

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott! AUA!!!! Mein arme Popo!!! AU!!! I am sorry! AU!!!"

Keep It Simple

"Don't look at me like this, , Miss Krüger! I warned you, that if you'll continue showing off your intelligence, I'll introduce your German ass to an American paddle!"

Weight Loss Motivation

"Don't look at me like this, Miss Krüger! If you had read the contract before sign it, you should remember, that it says, that a maid in my house shouldn't weight more than 160 pounds! And an overweight will be punished! Now turn your back to me and breathe out!"

Accent

"No, Miss Krüger! Your pronunciation is just awful! But I'm sure, that this good old British cane will whip this nasty German accent out from you!"

Training

"Don't slouch, Miss Krüger! The maid is the face of the house, and that means, that she should look perfectly! Straight back! Square your shoulders! Oh, I'll teach you to keep your posture and walking in heels, like a proper British maid!"

"I think, you need to back up your words by giving her fat German buttocks some more cane strokes, my darling!"

Unwelcome Guest

"Such a wretch! Did you heard it too, Harold? Her German accent! But she didn't answer me, what's she doing in our town! I bet you, she's a spy!"

"Let's take her to the mayor! He'll deal with this wench! You exposed her just perfectly, Sheamus!"