Spilled Milk

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!! But Frau Jansen, please! AU!!! I just stumbled! AUA!!! It was just accident! AUTSCH!!!"

"By accident? The milk, you had spilled, costs, at least, six guilder, you, German schmuck! And for ever guilder, I lost because of your clumsiness, you'll receive a five strokes on your fat German ass!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUA!!!"

 

Moral Guardian

"AUTSCH!!! But Herr... AUTSCH!!! What are you... AUTSCH!!!!"

"Well... Well... Here we are a modesty, descent society! Society... A clean-living district! District... And here's no place for a naughty foreign girls, hanging around with their panties for everyone to see! Did you lost all your shame?! You're not in Europe!