Russian Holidays

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AU!!! It stings and frostbites in the same time! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, you! I don't know, how you, Germans, celebrate Christmas in your Motherland, but I won't tolerate your drunken singing in the middle of the street in my town!"

Lesson for an Au Pair

 

"AUTSCH!!! Bitte! Stop! AUA!!!"

"No, Miss Krüger! My wife warned you, that our dear son has an allergy, so you should wash the carpet in his room with a hypoallergenic shampoo! And what had you done? You used a very toxic shampoo, which you shouldn't use even in my cabinet!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Please! AUTSCH!!! This will not happen again! AUTSCH!!!"

"Oh, I will make myself sure of that!"

"AUA!!!"