In the Parlor

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, lass! If I'll catch you snooping in my bedroom ever again, this will be just a picnic in comparison!"

More Bad Luck

"Mensch... After that paddling in college this morning, I thought that it will not make any real problem with my date... Even after that bitch, who said, that I skipped the line in the supermarket... Who the hell takes a hairbrush, when goes to a supermarket?.. But why Frau Jones came to demand the rent for a two month exactly today?! How can I now explain Jake, that I can not go to cinema today?! Boohoo!!! I can not just tell him, that I can not sit down! Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo!!!"

 

Healthy Food

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! But the chicken is a chicken! AUTSCH!!!"

"Miss Müller! I told you, that you should buy a chicken to the meal at a farming store, not in a supermarket! I have no idea, what an antibiotics were used, when this chicken was growing up! And I have no wish, to suffer the experience! Do you hear me?!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! The chicken is a chicken! Nothing more! AUA!!!! Mein arme Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Do you ever listening me?! Or do I need to give you a dozen or two more?!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

You Failed My Son!

Mr. Johnson had reason to punish Belinda Krüger the private tutor hired to get his son through his German exam as she failed to do this. He laid down the rules, with the help of a nasty stinging cane on her bare bottom.

The Bully and the Nerd

When the American exchange student became her roommate, the alpha-bitch was pretty sure that she'll got a free servant...

But unlike German American knew the martial arts...

So the tables quickly turned quite different way...