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Showing posts with label Artist: mongoringo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Artist: mongoringo. Show all posts

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Saddle Sore

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, Krüger! If you won't listen to me, I'll drive my words in your head the other way!"

"AUTSCH!!! But how do you... AUA!!! AUTSCH!!! How do you expecting me to ride after this?! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!"

"That is not my problem! And if you will fail, we will start this over again!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!!!"

Sunday, February 4, 2024

Revision

*Sniff...* "Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo! Ugh! A verbal reminder would be more than enough! Autsch! I'd better to hurry, if I don't want that French bitch give me another one 'reminder'... Ugh! Au!"











Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Dead Flowers

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!! Mein Popo!!! AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!"

"Please don't forget to water the flowers next time... they need water to live!"

"AUTSCH!!! AUTSCH!!! Ja! Ja! AUTSCH!!!!"


Saturday, June 24, 2023

Perfect Mess

"AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo!!! AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUTSCH!!!"

"I can't believe, you made such a mess, Belinda! I was pretty sure, that our house rules list won't be ever put in action! But looking at this pigsty, I think I need to add some strokes to the list!"

"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!!"

Friday, September 16, 2022

Debt Collecting

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Please, Frau Brown, stop! AUTSCH!!!!"

"Silence, Miss Krüger! You agreed to be a model to my Drawing Class in in payment for your rent overdue, didn't you? And this is not my problem, that you agreed without asking, what will that include! Good morning to you all, today we will be studying shades of red. Give me just a moment to warm up the model... Class, let me know when you think she's ready!"

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Bad Workout

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Well, I can forgive you for jogging through my land. But how dared you to use fences around my paddocks for your steeplechase?! Oh, you will pay my for crushing them! All my gooses are ran away anyway, so I have all the time I need to drive this lesson home!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUA!!! Mein arme Popo! AUTSCH!!!"