Thursday, June 30, 2022
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Monday, June 27, 2022
Sunday, June 26, 2022
Saturday, June 25, 2022
A One Who Cares
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| Belinda was spending her vacation in Great Britain. One summer's day she was walking about the park. The day was hot, so she opened a can, drunk the soda and threw the empty can on the ground. A local dog-walker came up to her and said, "You can't just leave your garbage like that!" "Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" she spat with a thick German accent. The gentleman was not inclined to suffer this Fräulein, so he took her strongly by the arm and put across his knee. When he took her panties down she squirmed and cried, "You can not do that!" "Shut your face, I do as I please, and that is that!" he spat "Especially to an arrogant German brat!" |
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Instead of a Thousand Words
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| "AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo!!! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!!" "Hold still, German bitch! I'm pretty sure that one good old fashioned American ass whipping will teach you not to flirt with my husband better then a thousand words!" |
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
Brunch
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| "AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!" "Miss Krüger, I warned you, that the breakfast should be ready, when I'm waking up! I don't care, are you always so sleepy because of the time zones differences, or because of your laziness! I'll just make myself sure, that you'll be awoken much better then by any alarm clock!" |
Monday, June 20, 2022
Sorry Is Not Enough!
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| "AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!! Mein Popo!!! AUTSCH!!!! Mein arme Popo! AUA!!! AU!!! But I said... AUTSCH!!!! ...I am sorry! AUA!!!! AU!!! Oh, mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!!" "Oh, I'm sure, you're sorry! You should be very sorry! But you have no idea, how much you should be sorry! And this is surely not sorry enough! I'll teach you a lesson, you'll never forget!" |
Friday, June 17, 2022
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
Brotherly Advice
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| "AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!" "Oh, yeah! Looks like this is really effective way to make a haughty German au pair to behave! Why didn't I ask my brother right from the beginning?" |
Thursday, June 9, 2022
Overcooked
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| "What did I told you, Krüger?!" "Undercooked - on the table, overcooked - on the bottom..." "Exactly!" "AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo!!!" |
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
It is Better to Give than to Receive
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| "This is just unfair! This is even not my fault, that we overdue the rent! And you and me even are compatriots! Why slippering me just like this German cow?!" "You both agreed at my rules, when you rent this flat, girls! And if you didn't notice, Molly, I gave you permission to bare only you bottom, while your German roommate is completely nude for this punishment! But if you insist, you may also strip naked." "No way!" |
Tuesday, June 7, 2022
Failed Scouting
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| It was beautiful peaceful summer morning. Nothing foretold trouble. At the first blush. A group of armed men was walking through the forest. But what they were looking for? This was the question which a young she-werewolf was trying to find out. She was stalking them right from they entered the forest. At first she was just tracking them, but after a few hours she grew bolder and crawled near the road. |
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| Suddenly she heard steps right behind her and tried to turn into her human form, but was not quick enough, so young elvish hunter caught her in still a bit beast form. He tied her to the tree and whipped her with a riding crop until she submitted to him and agreed to be escorted to local town on a leash. |
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| As an potentially evil creature, she was locked in a pillory and receive a brutal public corporal punishment before being threw out from the town. |
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| Howling and bawling, she-werewolf returned to the vampiress, who send her to spy for the suspicious people in her forest. Since she-werewolf failed her, she decided to punish poor thing herself, ignoring that she was terrible sore already... |
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