Trick or Treat?

 

Painful Deal

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott! AUA!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! AUTSH!!!"

"Hold the position, lass! And don't you dare break it! Or our deal is over and I'll just call the police! I'm sure, you're understand that this act of trespassing and hijacking will ruin your green card! So, hold still, German bitch!"

Remedy for Disorders

"As you may see, my dear friends, that fine print I put in labor contract for my German au pair is quite effective! Yes, Belinda still makes many mistakes, but now those are not upsetting me too much!"

Clumsy Waitress

"Spilling wine again? I'm not made of Bordeaux, you silly girl!"

"AU!!! But that was not in purpose! AU!!!"

Strict Landlady

Hot Ass

"Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo! This burns like a hell! Au! AU!!!"

"Burns badly, ha? Well, then stay here just like this with your pants and panties down for a half of a hour at least. Cool your naughty ass off! Or do you want to talk back some more?"

Minx Battle

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"This pub is mine, Krüger! I hope this time I'll made you to remember this! Go to swindle guys to cocktails somewhere else! When you'll be able to sit at the bar, of course!"

Detention

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Boohoo!!! Why this paddling could not be left to the end of this detention?! Ooh... Au! Au! Now I need to sit here for a two hours! Bawl!!!"

Tarantella

"AUA!!! Mein Popo!!!"

"You studied in my dancing school for a six month, but hadn't learn anything, just because you have no sense of rhythm and you didn’t practice yourself, and you missed half of the lessons! And now you want to get your money back?! Well, no, I better guarantee that you will dance a tarantella right here and now!"

Loud Music - Loud Screams

"Watch carefully, Alicia! You're next! I don't care, is that you or Belinda, who turn music on that loud, but I'll make myself sure, that your screams will be heard by all the neighbors just like that!"

Hot Summer Day

"Two big cola, please! And put there as many ice cubes as it is possible! Or... Emm... Can you give me just a big cup of ice, please?"

Sore Temptress

"Did you really thought, that I'll cheat on my beloved wife after you wagged your naughty German ass around right in front of her? Stupid harlot!"

"AU!!! You could just... AU!!! ...say, that... AU!!! ...you do not... AUA!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!!"

Aftermath

"AUTSCH!!! That stings really bad! Mein arme Popo! Boohoo!!! That cane was really nasty! Oh, my poor tender bottom! Well, I need to admit, that is was not the brightest idea to discuss Herr Springfield with my friend via a phone, before I got sure, that he really does not know any German word... Au! Au! Theses stripes are so sore! Bawl!!!"

Overlook

"Just look around! So many peoples, but non of them will hear your screams! So, you'd better work harder if you won't me to use my leather belt next time, Miss Krüger! Are we clear?"

"Cristal clear, Herr Smith!"

Gossip-Girl

"Well, I can not be totally sure, but it looks like he is cheating on her! Can you imagine that! Everyone heard about that! Everyone! And Molly also told me... Hey! Why did you brought this?!"

"I just want to talk about gossiping about our neighbors, and why I don't think, that it's a good thing!"

Cat Fight

"Sorry, lady ... there's only room for one naughty kitty around here."

Smoke and Burning

"But Herr Osborn, maybe this is not that necessary?"

"What exactly? Your last cigarette before your caning? Or your caning for smoking in my house? I wonder, if you'll still can enjoy a cigarette, after I'll whip this naughty German ass of yours, while you're smoking one!"

Right to the Bottom of Everything

 

Long Cold Winter

"So, darling, you said, it's quite cold in Berlin this year?"

"Yes, my dear! The Germans are feeling cold, I suppose."

"I don't doubt our au pair will sent the most warm wishes to her people! Am I right, Miss Krüger?"

*thoughts* "Ugh! Why Herr und Frau Norris are always joking and alluding, when it's so obvious, that I'll got my ass spanked?! It's so offensively and humiliating!"